Revision as of 00:41, 14 March 2007

One crazy little person, carries knives, scissors, anything sharp, if confronted, he will kill you.

Rumours

• His Hair is alive and a completely seperate creature from his body. It has been known to eat combs, pens and rulers. Advanced medical experiments have so far been unable to identify it's sex.
• He is a Ninja
• He likes to stab pigeons
• He is Planning to take over the School
• He is absolutely without-a-doubt crazy!
• He says that sometime in reception he went on an ultra ninja rampage and the teachers were petrifiedcowering in the corner!!!
• Enjoys shaking up a bottle of a fizzy drink, stabbing it to make it all squirt out in a narrow jet and placing it between his legs to make it look like he's peeing

Ninja

George regularly trains in various art forms, mainly Ju-Jutsu, a form of Taijutsu - he is currently a Brown belt - which means he knows four hundred and twelve ways to kill or incapacitate you, should you ever anger him.

Ninja Skills Practised

• Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
• Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
• Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
• Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
• Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
• Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
• Sui-ren (water training)
• Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
• Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)

Quotes

• (Fallen Angel Scream)
• I'M A NINJA
• Totally Emo
• HA! I ninjaed you! (Often on battlefeld 2142, often to people he doesnt know...)
• See Gordon? Faster than the internet!
• Miss Strickland: "George, Ben stop arm wrestling! What are you thinking aobut George? He's twice the size of you!" George: "I'M A NINJA!!"