Difference between revisions of "Felix Mulderrig"

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Character

In order to explain Felix fully we need to explore not who he is, but what he represents. He is the sole founder of the "Felix for Kids Fund" and also is the largest contributor to the "no kicking dogs in the street unless they deserve it" trust. Starting year 11 in 2006 he has built up a reputation of being immensly wise and needs next to no encouragement to share his wise ways with his friends. He is currently in a long term relationship with fellow student Charlotte Hobson who, apparantly, regularly beats him with glass bottles about the face and lowers his self confidence by telling him he is someone elses reject. He is approximately 6"2 with horrific brown curly hair and is fond of fine wines.

Friends

Baron von Jolli is another honourable member who comes up with many wise schemes such as rugby tackling Mrs Ashworth from chairs. He also has immeasurable wit and courage to do any stupid thing that springs to mind. He is truely a king amongst men.

Sir Charley Entwistle is a noble from Ramsbottom who is often found involved in some of Felix's wiser schemes. He has mid-length curly hair which he regularly straightens. Sophie will you go out with him? Answer = Yes ^_^

Princess Charlotte Hobson is an evil torturess who tries her very best to cause Felix's morale to fall further. She often tries to cover her tracks with her now infamous sad face which fools most people. Deep down however, I'm fairly sure that she is a nice person which might explain Felix's affections.

Squire Tom Sanders (Gohan) is yet another member of Feix's council of noblemen. He is especially useful in the art of making dragonballs.

Jordan the Jester trys to get the laughs but unfortunatley hardly succeeds (sarnie). However he still remains a pivotal figure in felix's friends rankings.

Political ties

In his time Felix has been accused of being a communist and a fascist as of his belief that Stalin and Hitler had good moustaches for baddies, but so far he has not been able to comment on these claims.

Hats

A great many hats have found their way upon Felix's head as time has gone and he has had a different opinion on each. His favourite to the day remains the old English top hat as it takes him back to the days when Mr Ventress was socially acceptable.

Feet

He has 2 feet

Quotes

• "You flaming gay"

• "Your face is"

• "Marry me and I'll never look at another horse"

• "At least I'm not gay"

• "Hooly-hoop" (The civilised way to pronounce hoola-hoop)