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These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for [[staff wars]] should it be needed. | These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for [[staff wars]] should it be needed. | ||
==Trademark Random Party Photos== | ==Trademark Random Party Photos== | ||
| − | These photos depict the general party | + | These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them! |
=Common Sense= | =Common Sense= | ||
Revision as of 22:08, 25 September 2006
Contents
Brief History and Comment
Born at Fairfield Hospital on 17th January 1988, Chris has had an eventful life. From the age of one, Chris ... *fast forward* ... "covered in piss (*)" ... *fast forward* ...up to the present day.
More coming soon
(*) That's a Phoenix Nights reference, so don't read much into it!
Photographer
Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical maneuver taking place behind the scenes at "Phoxophrys Photos". A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to Dave and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.
(* - or upto 3 weeks, depending on time constraints of course!)
Trademark Generic Room Shots
These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for staff wars should it be needed.
Trademark Random Party Photos
These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!
Common Sense
Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, but this often falls flat due to the fact he's not actually funny! For example:
Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back"
Chris: "Yeah, behind you"
Quotes
"There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it"
"Grab me a chair, my knees have gone to death" (perhaps 'sleep' would have been a better word)
Aliases
Christophulus
The Priest
Captain eyebrows
Christomopher
Related People
- Girlfriend: Kirsty Knight
