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=Music Man=
 
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Wez is famed throughout BRGS for his singing and guitar abilities. Over the course of 7 years he has been involved in a number of musical odysses including a band known as ''NOAH''.
 
Wez is famed throughout BRGS for his singing and guitar abilities. Over the course of 7 years he has been involved in a number of musical odysses including a band known as ''NOAH''.
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==Gay Bar==
 
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Wez has maintained a position as one of BRGS's resident funnies by performing Gay Bar, all the live long day.
 
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[http://www.digirage.com/james/Wez%20-%20Gay%20Bar.asf What remains of this televisual phenominon is right here!]
 
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==Karaoke==
 
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*''You tell me'' (see above)
 
*''You tell me'' (see above)
 
*To [[Mr Ventress]]:''You're my favourite Ventress''
 
*To [[Mr Ventress]]:''You're my favourite Ventress''
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*To [[James Hesketh|Heskey]]:''You can't even spell '''LOVE''' how the cock did you get on an English course?!''
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*To [[James Hesketh|Heskey]]:''You can't even spell '''LOVE''' how did you get on an English course?!''
  
 
  [[Mr Jackson]]:''Who do you think you are boy''
 
  [[Mr Jackson]]:''Who do you think you are boy''
 
  Wez:''I'm Batman sir''
 
  Wez:''I'm Batman sir''
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[[Mr Haycocks]]: ''Wez you sexy beast''
 
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Wez: ''You're just trying to get me to enter a promiscuous relationship with you aren't you?''
 
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[[Mr Haycocks]]: ''And don't you know it!''
 
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[[Mr Patrick]]: ''I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy''
 
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Wez: ''Do you want to share or shaft?''
 
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(Said at the time Kilroy was hosting the game show ''"shaft"'')
 
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Wez: ''So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain''
 
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[[Dr Robinson]]: ''Don't talk about G-strings in front of people, it inflames them''
 
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Wez: ''Sir, I was talking about the G-string on a guitar''
 
  
 
[[category: Sixth Formers|Pauline, Wesley]]
 
[[category: Sixth Formers|Pauline, Wesley]]
 
[[Category: Student Legends|Pauline, Wesley]]
 
[[Category: Student Legends|Pauline, Wesley]]
 
[[Category:Legends]]
 
[[Category:Legends]]

Revision as of 21:54, 13 November 2010

Wez & his acoustic.

About

Wez (or Wesley as he is called by very few teachers) has been in attendace at BRGS since september 2000 when the little nipper started in the form 7G.

Our friend has since grown by a fair amount as has his locks of hair for which he is quite well known.

Everyone remembers the time when Wez sat on Ross Campbell Carmen's head during a fight in the cubby hole in Year 7. Ross cried, and the fight was over.

Music Man

Wez is famed throughout BRGS for his singing and guitar abilities. Over the course of 7 years he has been involved in a number of musical odysses including a band known as NOAH.

Karaoke

The crowd went wild on Friday 20th October 2006 when Wez and Heskey ran on stage during dinner time and performed live for the Half-Term Karaoke singing Eight Days A Week by The Beatles, complete with harmonised vocals & fully acoustic.

Quotes

  • When Fod was whistling "the final countdown" in a maths lesson "you just can't not whistle the final countdown in maths!
  • You're not a sponge (generally directed in the direction of Mr Lees)
  • You tell me (see above)
  • To Mr Ventress:You're my favourite Ventress
  • To Heskey:You can't even spell LOVE how did you get on an English course?!
Mr Jackson:Who do you think you are boy
Wez:I'm Batman sir
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