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[[Image:Lennypink.jpg|thumb|Example 1-Rob tactically interupting a picture of lenny while trying to get his Pink Hat back.]] | [[Image:Lennypink.jpg|thumb|Example 1-Rob tactically interupting a picture of lenny while trying to get his Pink Hat back.]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Example2.jpg|thumb|Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do displaying his incredibly lanky finger.]] | + | [[Image:Example2.jpg|thumb|Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do, displaying his incredibly lanky finger.]] |
[[Image:WW2.jpg|thumb|Example 3-Rob in WWII]] | [[Image:WW2.jpg|thumb|Example 3-Rob in WWII]] | ||
[[Image:Rob and Bayeux Tapestry.jpg|thumb|Example 4-Rob Depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry, just after the Battle of Hastings, 1066.]] | [[Image:Rob and Bayeux Tapestry.jpg|thumb|Example 4-Rob Depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry, just after the Battle of Hastings, 1066.]] | ||
Revision as of 21:54, 20 October 2006
Rob Pilling
Rob as he is affectionaly know is a nice fellow, some may say man, and whom some sprogs may say giant. He has periodicaly shown that he is a master at delivering apauling jokes which he is famed for. Other names for Rob include "Silent Bob", "Mr Boring", "Well Endowed", "Semi", "Semi MCP" and "Hey Get Your Lanky Self Away From Me".
Rob has an infallible ability to sneak into any picture ever taken. Some examples follow.
Jokes
Some of the jokes listed bellow are Rob's and he likes them:
- Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
(bemused look from all who heard him)
Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
Crowd: "Hmm, I dont know!"
Rob: "He worked it out with a pecil."
Crowd: "Eeew." (Except a small niche of the lower common room crew who are rolling around on the floor.)
A recent addition to Rob's favourite jokes is:
- Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."
Rob: "The Captain's Log!"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Right, we're off" Rob is now left deserted. *Tumbleweed Floats Past*
More Facts
- Contrary to popular belif, Rob has never actually had a girlfriend, despite his handsome looks, and charming aroma.
- He is currently 6"4', however this measurement was taken a few weeks ago, so it could have increased since then...
- Rob can usually be found either in bed, at school or playing Half Life mods/other general games depending on the time of day.
- Rob has never been in the Upper Common Room
