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== Bobby Thompson ==
 
== Bobby Thompson ==
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Bobby Thompson is a pupil at BRGS currently the form captain of 8R, who is working towards the goal of world domination and attaining the title "Merit Hunter Extraordinaire". Also known as the Merit Man and Bob. Famous for becoming the only Y7 pupil in 2006/7 to gain the diamond award without the help of Mrs. Beckett, Bobby has enjoyed his (although short at the moment) school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, the most well-known being [[Owain Dawson]] and [[Joe Holdsworth-Miller]].
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Bobby Thompson of [[06R]] is a pupil at BRGS who was the form captain of when the form was in [[Year 8]]. He is apparantely working towards the goal of world domination and attaining the title "Merit Hunter Extraordinaire". Also known as the Merit Man and Bob. Famous for becoming the only [[year 7]] pupil in 2006/7 to gain the diamond award without the help of [[Mrs Beckett]], Bobby has enjoyed his school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, mostly in S as of roughly a week ago. During some unlucky break times, he is frequently asked who he fancies, and recently gave up thanks to Jayshree Patel.
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== Obsession with Cubes and Cake ==
 
== Obsession with Cubes and Cake ==
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Bobby seems to be outright obsessed with his 'Weighted Companion Cube', and has been reported to have been seen hugging a calculator, later claiming it was his "little cube buddy". This totally terrifies nearly everybody in his form, 8R, and leads people to the conclusion that he has serious mental problems. This assumption has remained just that... For the moment. 8R
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This obsession has utterly died and as such the subtitle is now misleading. However, in stead of cubes and cake, Bobby now thoroughly enjoys the Half Life 2 enemy Hunters, even going so far as to do a full A3 acrylic painting of one. He can often be heard in S4 ranting about hunters, and has an odd and irritating tendency to yell out 'HUNTEUUUUUUUUR' as loud as possible on seemingly random occasions.
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certainly hopes that he finds his cube, as apparently 'she' took it, and 'she' is watching you. Nobody quite knows who or what she is, which is even more worrying. More than this however, Bobby occasionally breaks into tears over how he loves his beautiful cube, and how they would eat cake all day long. 8R is currently trying to find out what exactly this cube is, who 'she' is, and where the cube went, mainly because they all get frequent headaches due to the incessant shreikings that can frequently be heard from the cupboard in S4 about cubes.
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== The Fantastic 3 ==
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Bobby's 2 best friends, Joseph Holdsworth-Miller and Owain Dawson are both in the same form as him. Joseph has gained a reputation of being his 'lacky' but is nonetheless who he claims to be one of the "funniest guys I've ever met" (this being a compliment). Owain is what he calls a "bouncy and downright hilarious person", despite the fact he has a seemingly unstoppable obsession with penguins, which fits quite nicely with Bobby's fanatical behaviour regarding cubes.
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== Traits ==
 
== Traits ==
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Bobby has a tendency to ask people in his form to pet his belly, then proceeding to shout at them until they either punch him (which sends him into laughing hysterics) or pet him. He also occasionally jumps at people that annoy him, furiously snarling for about 5 seconds and running off, often chased. Bobby takes pride in his unusual talent of hissing as loudly as he can, which many people compare to a pterodactyl. There are other wierd traits that many people in his form are very confused about, such as singing a high pitched song about being still alive and reciting a cake mix in a very drab voice, telling people to include things such as sediment shaped sediment, many fish shaped garnishings, rhubarb (lots of different types) and electric needle injectors. 8R worries for his sanity, and that is all that shall be said.
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Bobby has no distinctive traist other than his bitter hatred for every single person in his form and his love of S. For whatever reason, Bobby recently started being openly cruel to everybody in R and kind (which is very rare) to people in S.
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== His "real" best friends... ==
 
== His "real" best friends... ==
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Not only does Bobby occasionally remark about loving cake and cubes, he loves guinea pigs more than it is sanitary or indeed sane to. In one German lesson, he shouted MEERSCHWEINCHEN (the german for guinea pig) 12 times, nearly resulting in a red card but instead recieving a peculiar look from Mr. Ward. He has 2 guinea pigs:
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Not only does Bobby occasionally remark about hunters, he loves guinea pigs more than it is sanitary or indeed sane to. In one German lesson, he shouted MEERSCHWEINCHEN (the german for guinea pig) 12 times, nearly resulting in a red card but instead recieving a peculiar look from Mr. Ward. He has 2 guinea pigs:
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* Cupcake: A very mysterious pig in that nobody knows anything about her breed. Bobby purchased her pregnant, which later resulted in Callan Lofthouse getting 2 of the babies.
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* Cupcake: She's blind, she's diabetic, she's had lice and she was pregnant upon purchase. 'Nuff said.
 
* Pippin: An unbelievably fat and unintelligent pig, that is nigh on impossible for Bobby to get out of her cage due to the fact that when anybody so much as touches her, she wheeps and runs in circles. Very peculiar indeed.
 
* Pippin: An unbelievably fat and unintelligent pig, that is nigh on impossible for Bobby to get out of her cage due to the fact that when anybody so much as touches her, she wheeps and runs in circles. Very peculiar indeed.
  
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* (During I.T to Joseph)Bobby: Joseph? Joseph: What? Bobby: YOUR MUM! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Repeats this 20 times during IT lesson, each time Joseph falling for it
 
* (During I.T to Joseph)Bobby: Joseph? Joseph: What? Bobby: YOUR MUM! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Repeats this 20 times during IT lesson, each time Joseph falling for it
 
* (during German) Mr Ward: Meerschweinchen is guinea pig in German. Bobby: MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN (repeats several more times)
 
* (during German) Mr Ward: Meerschweinchen is guinea pig in German. Bobby: MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN (repeats several more times)
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* (making a wierd hand movement)Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! (repeat)
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* (Holds random object in hand) As a matter of fact, I swallowed one of these about two hours ago. The truth is, that it is in fact my hand.
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* Then proceeds to hum the first part of the hamster dance while having a miniature spasm. Afterwards, he makes a noise like a needle being lifted off a record player.
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* I IS TEH OWNZORZ! (whenever he does something good)
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* Someone says Bobby and taps him on the shoulder. Bobby: Who's Bobby? I'm the grump!
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* Right, you're f***ing dead you are!
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* (Droll Irish accent) P*ss off
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* Your mum
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* Yer mum
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* Ya mum
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* Your FAAAAAACE! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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* Hey, I'm just gonna run over to this year 7 and give him a big hug *proceeds to hug random year 7*
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* I swear to God one of these days I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU
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* Get off me! I'll kill you all! I have contacts!!!
 
== Other Stuff ==
 
== Other Stuff ==
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Bobby greatly enjoys art and science, and his favourite teacher is Mr. Bretherton. He most definitely enjoys computer games, but only those that really include more shooting than thinking. "The gorier the better" he says. He is forced to play the guitar by the most evil of institutes on this planet - the music department...
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Bobby greatly enjoys art and science, and his favourite teacher is [[Mr Bretherton]]. He most definitely enjoys computer games, but only those that really include more shooting than thinking. "The gorier the better" he says. He is forced to play the guitar by the most evil of institutes on this planet - the music department...
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It also appears that Mrs. Stanley has some kind of instant hatred towards him, but the reasons behind this are unknown. Tends to fall over once a week and not be able to get up due to his massive bag ( has been compared to a turtle.) Once shouted YES at the top of his voice because the class would miss P.E. on the following day. This was generally a bad idea, as his form tutor was present and she is a P.E. teacher...
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It also appears that [[Mrs Stanley]] has some kind of instant hatred towards him, but the reasons behind this are unknown. Tends to fall over once a week and not be able to get up due to his massive bag ( has been compared to a turtle.) Once shouted YES at the top of his voice because the class would miss P.E. on the following day. This was generally a bad idea, as his form tutor was present and she is a P.E. teacher...
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Oh, and in addition to all of this - don't make Bobby mad. He doesnt like it, and he knows people. Or in his case cubes.
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== Bobby's well educated and somewhat cube-based take on life ==
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After such a long title, you may be wondering what this page is going to follow up with. This is how Bobby sees people through his 'robotic scanner' eyes. Oh, and don't edit this part, this is '''BOBBY'S''' take, not yours.
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*Joseph: Where are his nerve endings? No nerve endings!
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*Owain: Kleptomaniac
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*Aaron: Finally, somebody who likes half life 2 as much as me.
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*Michael: Euston, we have a problem.
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*Callan: Hatred, pure and simple.
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*Saim: OH HE'S SO CUTE
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*Kieran: Whoot
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*Evie: *(Bobby)bangs head on table*
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*[[William Jessop]] (9S): Prey
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*Jayshree Patel: Target for windups
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Latest revision as of 16:54, 24 November 2010

Bobby Thompson

Bobby Thompson of 06R is a pupil at BRGS who was the form captain of when the form was in Year 8. He is apparantely working towards the goal of world domination and attaining the title "Merit Hunter Extraordinaire". Also known as the Merit Man and Bob. Famous for becoming the only year 7 pupil in 2006/7 to gain the diamond award without the help of Mrs Beckett, Bobby has enjoyed his school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, mostly in S as of roughly a week ago. During some unlucky break times, he is frequently asked who he fancies, and recently gave up thanks to Jayshree Patel.

Obsession with Cubes and Cake

This obsession has utterly died and as such the subtitle is now misleading. However, in stead of cubes and cake, Bobby now thoroughly enjoys the Half Life 2 enemy Hunters, even going so far as to do a full A3 acrylic painting of one. He can often be heard in S4 ranting about hunters, and has an odd and irritating tendency to yell out 'HUNTEUUUUUUUUR' as loud as possible on seemingly random occasions.

Traits

Bobby has no distinctive traist other than his bitter hatred for every single person in his form and his love of S. For whatever reason, Bobby recently started being openly cruel to everybody in R and kind (which is very rare) to people in S.

His "real" best friends...

Not only does Bobby occasionally remark about hunters, he loves guinea pigs more than it is sanitary or indeed sane to. In one German lesson, he shouted MEERSCHWEINCHEN (the german for guinea pig) 12 times, nearly resulting in a red card but instead recieving a peculiar look from Mr. Ward. He has 2 guinea pigs:

  • Cupcake: She's blind, she's diabetic, she's had lice and she was pregnant upon purchase. 'Nuff said.
  • Pippin: An unbelievably fat and unintelligent pig, that is nigh on impossible for Bobby to get out of her cage due to the fact that when anybody so much as touches her, she wheeps and runs in circles. Very peculiar indeed.


Quotes (most of these can be heard quite frequently)

  • Pet mah belly...
  • PET MAH BELLY!!!
  • Pet mah little bunny teeth...
  • Pet mah little bunny tail!
  • MY CUBE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! *sobs*
  • Speed is of the essence, people!
  • (Middle of quiet English lesson) LET'S BLAM THIS THING!!!
  • (actually speaking) L.O.L.
  • (Tells rude joke, teacher comes in while everyone is still laughing and repeating the punchline) ... Er... Oh, stop being so immature you lot!
  • Not good... NOT GOOD!
  • (To Joseph, who is doing nothing) FOR GOODNESS SAKE, STOP DOING THAT!
  • What is it with you and (insert random subject here)?
  • Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHOOOONE!
  • Oh, for crying out loud!
  • (English Class) No, you can't get rid of the metaphors! They are my WORD BABIES!
  • (Bobby discusses homework with Joseph and Owain) NO! That clearly isn't right! It doesn't make any sense at all, it's downright impossible! (3 minute rant about why he's right and they're wrong)...Oh, I see, you're right.
  • (During I.T to Joseph)Bobby: Joseph? Joseph: What? Bobby: YOUR MUM! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Repeats this 20 times during IT lesson, each time Joseph falling for it
  • (during German) Mr Ward: Meerschweinchen is guinea pig in German. Bobby: MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN (repeats several more times)
  • (making a wierd hand movement)Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! (repeat)
  • (Holds random object in hand) As a matter of fact, I swallowed one of these about two hours ago. The truth is, that it is in fact my hand.
  • Then proceeds to hum the first part of the hamster dance while having a miniature spasm. Afterwards, he makes a noise like a needle being lifted off a record player.
  • I IS TEH OWNZORZ! (whenever he does something good)
  • Someone says Bobby and taps him on the shoulder. Bobby: Who's Bobby? I'm the grump!
  • Right, you're f***ing dead you are!
  • (Droll Irish accent) P*ss off
  • Your mum
  • Yer mum
  • Ya mum
  • Your FAAAAAACE! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • Hey, I'm just gonna run over to this year 7 and give him a big hug *proceeds to hug random year 7*
  • I swear to God one of these days I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU
  • Get off me! I'll kill you all! I have contacts!!!

Other Stuff

Bobby greatly enjoys art and science, and his favourite teacher is Mr Bretherton. He most definitely enjoys computer games, but only those that really include more shooting than thinking. "The gorier the better" he says. He is forced to play the guitar by the most evil of institutes on this planet - the music department... It also appears that Mrs Stanley has some kind of instant hatred towards him, but the reasons behind this are unknown. Tends to fall over once a week and not be able to get up due to his massive bag ( has been compared to a turtle.) Once shouted YES at the top of his voice because the class would miss P.E. on the following day. This was generally a bad idea, as his form tutor was present and she is a P.E. teacher...

Oh, and in addition to all of this - don't make Bobby mad. He doesnt like it, and he knows people. Or in his case cubes.

Bobby's well educated and somewhat cube-based take on life

After such a long title, you may be wondering what this page is going to follow up with. This is how Bobby sees people through his 'robotic scanner' eyes. Oh, and don't edit this part, this is BOBBY'S take, not yours.

  • Joseph: Where are his nerve endings? No nerve endings!
  • Owain: Kleptomaniac
  • Aaron: Finally, somebody who likes half life 2 as much as me.
  • Michael: Euston, we have a problem.
  • Callan: Hatred, pure and simple.
  • Saim: OH HE'S SO CUTE
  • Kieran: Whoot
  • Evie: *(Bobby)bangs head on table*
  • William Jessop (9S): Prey
  • Jayshree Patel: Target for windups
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