Difference between revisions of "Mohammed Khalid"
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| + | Mohammad Khalid is one of BRGS's followers (No literally he IS) Referred to universally as "Mo", he is well known for the suits that he wears, using the "saying" dress '2' impress. When you walk past him he gives you the Khalid flick handshake, and is known to frequently shout out random answers to questions, based on scraps of knowledge from lower down the school that randomly enter his head and he associates with the topic in question. Such answers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "thermostat", when not a Computing lesson went by without him complaining of being too hot/cold (generally the opposite to the rest of the class) and insisting on meddling with the air con unit to provide his desired temperature. | ||
Mo is also famous for his ''sexual'' handshakes; [[Tom Greenhalgh]] has experienced this. | Mo is also famous for his ''sexual'' handshakes; [[Tom Greenhalgh]] has experienced this. | ||
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*''You look well gangsta today, Gazza.'' | *''You look well gangsta today, Gazza.'' | ||
| − | *''Yo, n*gga'' | + | *''Yo, n*gga.'' |
| − | *''Im SOOOO Tired'' | + | *''Im SOOOO Tired.'' |
| − | *Safe negro | + | *"Safe negro." |
| + | *"Wassup G." | ||
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Tom: ''You alright, Mo?'' | Tom: ''You alright, Mo?'' | ||
Mo: ''Yeah I'm totally fine - I just can't walk.'' | Mo: ''Yeah I'm totally fine - I just can't walk.'' | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:09, 10 October 2010
Mohammad Khalid is one of BRGS's followers (No literally he IS) Referred to universally as "Mo", he is well known for the suits that he wears, using the "saying" dress '2' impress. When you walk past him he gives you the Khalid flick handshake, and is known to frequently shout out random answers to questions, based on scraps of knowledge from lower down the school that randomly enter his head and he associates with the topic in question. Such answers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "thermostat", when not a Computing lesson went by without him complaining of being too hot/cold (generally the opposite to the rest of the class) and insisting on meddling with the air con unit to provide his desired temperature.
Mo is also famous for his sexual handshakes; Tom Greenhalgh has experienced this.
He tends to stay away from the Lower Common Room for fear of being humped by Heskey.
He is known to become rather distressed when Kroll finds him.
Injury
During his term in Lower Sixth, Mo fell over during a lunch-time football game and managed to poke his leg bone through the skin. It was very funny. For the next few months he was BRGS' very own wounded little soldier.
Quotes
- You look well gangsta today, Gazza.
- Yo, n*gga.
- Im SOOOO Tired.
- "Safe negro."
- "Wassup G."
Tom: You alright, Mo? Mo: Yeah I'm totally fine - I just can't walk.
