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| − | Gareth is in [[Upper 6th]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best chess players in the UK. | + | Gareth is in [[Upper 6th]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK. |
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| + | While in school Gareth will rarely do anything to provoke punishment, however, rumour states that this does not extend to his life outside of school. Once while being served by one of the welfare staff he was referred to as 'Mafia'. From this, one can assertain the true reason for his regular purchasement of canteen meals; they are daily bribes to prevent the welfare staff from exposing his secret identity as the notorious gangster Bongo Extreme running the Bacup Mafia. | ||
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| + | Further theories suggest that 'Bongo' was in fact also the financial backing behind Certaxe and Loko's Furniture 'Cleaning' business. | ||
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Revision as of 16:00, 6 October 2006
Gareth is in Upper 6th, and is the son of Mrs Ashworth, and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK.
Life of Crime
While in school Gareth will rarely do anything to provoke punishment, however, rumour states that this does not extend to his life outside of school. Once while being served by one of the welfare staff he was referred to as 'Mafia'. From this, one can assertain the true reason for his regular purchasement of canteen meals; they are daily bribes to prevent the welfare staff from exposing his secret identity as the notorious gangster Bongo Extreme running the Bacup Mafia.
Further theories suggest that 'Bongo' was in fact also the financial backing behind Certaxe and Loko's Furniture 'Cleaning' business.
Quotes
"Sheep are emo"
"WEAKSAUCE"
"Never say that again!" oft said to Tom Mitchell after an erruption of randomness eg "C'mon chicken feed"
"NINJAAAAH!" (Answering a register)
