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| + | Bobby Thompson of [[06R]] is a pupil at BRGS who was the form captain of when the form was in [[Year 8]]. He is apparantely working towards the goal of world domination and attaining the title "Merit Hunter Extraordinaire". Also known as the Merit Man and Bob. Famous for becoming the only [[year 7]] pupil in 2006/7 to gain the diamond award without the help of [[Mrs Beckett]], Bobby has enjoyed his school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, mostly in S as of roughly a week ago. During some unlucky break times, he is frequently asked who he fancies, and recently gave up thanks to Jayshree Patel. | ||
| + | == Obsession with Cubes and Cake == | ||
| + | This obsession has utterly died and as such the subtitle is now misleading. However, in stead of cubes and cake, Bobby now thoroughly enjoys the Half Life 2 enemy Hunters, even going so far as to do a full A3 acrylic painting of one. He can often be heard in S4 ranting about hunters, and has an odd and irritating tendency to yell out 'HUNTEUUUUUUUUR' as loud as possible on seemingly random occasions. | ||
| + | == Traits == | ||
| + | Bobby has no distinctive traist other than his bitter hatred for every single person in his form and his love of S. For whatever reason, Bobby recently started being openly cruel to everybody in R and kind (which is very rare) to people in S. | ||
| + | == His "real" best friends... == | ||
| + | Not only does Bobby occasionally remark about hunters, he loves guinea pigs more than it is sanitary or indeed sane to. In one German lesson, he shouted MEERSCHWEINCHEN (the german for guinea pig) 12 times, nearly resulting in a red card but instead recieving a peculiar look from Mr. Ward. He has 2 guinea pigs: | ||
| + | * Cupcake: She's blind, she's diabetic, she's had lice and she was pregnant upon purchase. 'Nuff said. | ||
| + | * Pippin: An unbelievably fat and unintelligent pig, that is nigh on impossible for Bobby to get out of her cage due to the fact that when anybody so much as touches her, she wheeps and runs in circles. Very peculiar indeed. | ||
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| + | == Quotes (most of these can be heard quite frequently)== | ||
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| + | * Pet mah belly... | ||
| + | * PET MAH BELLY!!! | ||
| + | * Pet mah little bunny teeth... | ||
| + | * Pet mah little bunny tail! | ||
| + | * MY CUBE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! *sobs* | ||
| + | * Speed is of the essence, people! | ||
| + | * (Middle of quiet English lesson) LET'S BLAM THIS THING!!! | ||
| + | * (actually speaking) L.O.L. | ||
| + | * (Tells rude joke, teacher comes in while everyone is still laughing and repeating the punchline) ... Er... Oh, stop being so immature you lot! | ||
| + | * Not good... NOT GOOD! | ||
| + | * (To Joseph, who is doing nothing) FOR GOODNESS SAKE, STOP DOING THAT! | ||
| + | * What is it with you and (insert random subject here)? | ||
| + | * Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHOOOONE! | ||
| + | * Oh, for crying out loud! | ||
| + | * (English Class) No, you can't get rid of the metaphors! They are my WORD BABIES! | ||
| + | * (Bobby discusses homework with Joseph and Owain) NO! That clearly isn't right! It doesn't make any sense at all, it's downright impossible! (3 minute rant about why he's right and they're wrong)...Oh, I see, you're right. | ||
| + | * (During I.T to Joseph)Bobby: Joseph? Joseph: What? Bobby: YOUR MUM! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Repeats this 20 times during IT lesson, each time Joseph falling for it | ||
| + | * (during German) Mr Ward: Meerschweinchen is guinea pig in German. Bobby: MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN (repeats several more times) | ||
| + | * (making a wierd hand movement)Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! (repeat) | ||
| + | * (Holds random object in hand) As a matter of fact, I swallowed one of these about two hours ago. The truth is, that it is in fact my hand. | ||
| + | * Then proceeds to hum the first part of the hamster dance while having a miniature spasm. Afterwards, he makes a noise like a needle being lifted off a record player. | ||
| + | * I IS TEH OWNZORZ! (whenever he does something good) | ||
| + | * Someone says Bobby and taps him on the shoulder. Bobby: Who's Bobby? I'm the grump! | ||
| + | * Right, you're f***ing dead you are! | ||
| + | * (Droll Irish accent) P*ss off | ||
| + | * Your mum | ||
* Yer mum | * Yer mum | ||
* Ya mum | * Ya mum | ||
Latest revision as of 16:54, 24 November 2010
Contents
Bobby Thompson
Bobby Thompson of 06R is a pupil at BRGS who was the form captain of when the form was in Year 8. He is apparantely working towards the goal of world domination and attaining the title "Merit Hunter Extraordinaire". Also known as the Merit Man and Bob. Famous for becoming the only year 7 pupil in 2006/7 to gain the diamond award without the help of Mrs Beckett, Bobby has enjoyed his school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, mostly in S as of roughly a week ago. During some unlucky break times, he is frequently asked who he fancies, and recently gave up thanks to Jayshree Patel.
Obsession with Cubes and Cake
This obsession has utterly died and as such the subtitle is now misleading. However, in stead of cubes and cake, Bobby now thoroughly enjoys the Half Life 2 enemy Hunters, even going so far as to do a full A3 acrylic painting of one. He can often be heard in S4 ranting about hunters, and has an odd and irritating tendency to yell out 'HUNTEUUUUUUUUR' as loud as possible on seemingly random occasions.
Traits
Bobby has no distinctive traist other than his bitter hatred for every single person in his form and his love of S. For whatever reason, Bobby recently started being openly cruel to everybody in R and kind (which is very rare) to people in S.
His "real" best friends...
Not only does Bobby occasionally remark about hunters, he loves guinea pigs more than it is sanitary or indeed sane to. In one German lesson, he shouted MEERSCHWEINCHEN (the german for guinea pig) 12 times, nearly resulting in a red card but instead recieving a peculiar look from Mr. Ward. He has 2 guinea pigs:
- Cupcake: She's blind, she's diabetic, she's had lice and she was pregnant upon purchase. 'Nuff said.
- Pippin: An unbelievably fat and unintelligent pig, that is nigh on impossible for Bobby to get out of her cage due to the fact that when anybody so much as touches her, she wheeps and runs in circles. Very peculiar indeed.
Quotes (most of these can be heard quite frequently)
- Pet mah belly...
- PET MAH BELLY!!!
- Pet mah little bunny teeth...
- Pet mah little bunny tail!
- MY CUBE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! *sobs*
- Speed is of the essence, people!
- (Middle of quiet English lesson) LET'S BLAM THIS THING!!!
- (actually speaking) L.O.L.
- (Tells rude joke, teacher comes in while everyone is still laughing and repeating the punchline) ... Er... Oh, stop being so immature you lot!
- Not good... NOT GOOD!
- (To Joseph, who is doing nothing) FOR GOODNESS SAKE, STOP DOING THAT!
- What is it with you and (insert random subject here)?
- Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHOOOONE!
- Oh, for crying out loud!
- (English Class) No, you can't get rid of the metaphors! They are my WORD BABIES!
- (Bobby discusses homework with Joseph and Owain) NO! That clearly isn't right! It doesn't make any sense at all, it's downright impossible! (3 minute rant about why he's right and they're wrong)...Oh, I see, you're right.
- (During I.T to Joseph)Bobby: Joseph? Joseph: What? Bobby: YOUR MUM! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Repeats this 20 times during IT lesson, each time Joseph falling for it
- (during German) Mr Ward: Meerschweinchen is guinea pig in German. Bobby: MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN MEERSCHWEINCHEN (repeats several more times)
- (making a wierd hand movement)Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! (repeat)
- (Holds random object in hand) As a matter of fact, I swallowed one of these about two hours ago. The truth is, that it is in fact my hand.
- Then proceeds to hum the first part of the hamster dance while having a miniature spasm. Afterwards, he makes a noise like a needle being lifted off a record player.
- I IS TEH OWNZORZ! (whenever he does something good)
- Someone says Bobby and taps him on the shoulder. Bobby: Who's Bobby? I'm the grump!
- Right, you're f***ing dead you are!
- (Droll Irish accent) P*ss off
- Your mum
- Yer mum
- Ya mum
- Your FAAAAAACE! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Hey, I'm just gonna run over to this year 7 and give him a big hug *proceeds to hug random year 7*
- I swear to God one of these days I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU
- Get off me! I'll kill you all! I have contacts!!!
Other Stuff
Bobby greatly enjoys art and science, and his favourite teacher is Mr Bretherton. He most definitely enjoys computer games, but only those that really include more shooting than thinking. "The gorier the better" he says. He is forced to play the guitar by the most evil of institutes on this planet - the music department... It also appears that Mrs Stanley has some kind of instant hatred towards him, but the reasons behind this are unknown. Tends to fall over once a week and not be able to get up due to his massive bag ( has been compared to a turtle.) Once shouted YES at the top of his voice because the class would miss P.E. on the following day. This was generally a bad idea, as his form tutor was present and she is a P.E. teacher...
Oh, and in addition to all of this - don't make Bobby mad. He doesnt like it, and he knows people. Or in his case cubes.
Bobby's well educated and somewhat cube-based take on life
After such a long title, you may be wondering what this page is going to follow up with. This is how Bobby sees people through his 'robotic scanner' eyes. Oh, and don't edit this part, this is BOBBY'S take, not yours.
- Joseph: Where are his nerve endings? No nerve endings!
- Owain: Kleptomaniac
- Aaron: Finally, somebody who likes half life 2 as much as me.
- Michael: Euston, we have a problem.
- Callan: Hatred, pure and simple.
- Saim: OH HE'S SO CUTE
- Kieran: Whoot
- Evie: *(Bobby)bangs head on table*
- William Jessop (9S): Prey
- Jayshree Patel: Target for windups
