Difference between revisions of "Wesley Pauline"

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Wez (or Wesley as he is called by very few teachers) has been in attendace at BRGS since september 2000 when the little nipper started in the form 7G. Our friend has since grown by a fair amount as has his locks of hair for which he is quite well known.

Quotes

• When Fod was whistling "the final countdown" in a maths lesson "you just can't not whistle the final countdown in maths!

Wez:So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain
Dr Robinson:Don't talk about G-strings in front of people, it inflames them
Wez:Sir, I was talking about the G-string on a guitar

• You're not a sponge (generally directed in the direction of Mr Lees)
• You tell me (see above)

Mr Haycocks: Wez you sexy beast
Wez: You're just trying to get me to enter a promiscuous relationship with you aren't you?
Mr Haycocks: And don't you know it!

• To Mr Ventress:You're my favourite Ventress

Mr Jackson:Who do you think you are boy
Wez:I'm Batman sir

Mr Patrick:I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy
Wez:Do you want to share or shaft?
(said at the time Kilroy was hosting the game show "shaft")