Difference between revisions of "Thomas Greenhalgh"
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Greenhalgh has an inate interest in putting everything down his trousers. These include | Greenhalgh has an inate interest in putting everything down his trousers. These include | ||
*Hats | *Hats | ||
| − | * | + | *Textbooks |
| − | * | + | *Numerous pieces of paper that get thrown around the bus |
| − | * | + | *A starburst |
*James Zsigmond's right hand | *James Zsigmond's right hand | ||
| − | * | + | *A car air freshener |
*Grant Fulton's head | *Grant Fulton's head | ||
*[[Danielle Mannion]]'s Cd Player | *[[Danielle Mannion]]'s Cd Player | ||
| + | *An inflatible dolphin [named Flipper] that lived in the common room for a week. | ||
| + | ... he later set fire to it and ripped a hole in its side. | ||
he also claimed that he could easily fit a small year seven girl down there. | he also claimed that he could easily fit a small year seven girl down there. | ||
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* "VAGIIIIIIINA!" | * "VAGIIIIIIINA!" | ||
* "morgan once bet me £10 i couldnt go a week without masturbation. It took me half an hour after he'd left my house" | * "morgan once bet me £10 i couldnt go a week without masturbation. It took me half an hour after he'd left my house" | ||
| + | * (to Joey) "I bet <i>you'd</i> like to ride my beef train..." | ||
[[Category: Sixth Formers|Greenhalgh, Thomas]] | [[Category: Sixth Formers|Greenhalgh, Thomas]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:49, 5 February 2010
Tom Greenhalgh is well known for his flowing Goldilocks hair. He cannot be separated from his blue Le Coq Sportif coat, and some rumours circulating suggest he cannot sleep without it. While listening to his iPod he likes to shake his hand under the table, but no one has yet found out what he is actually shaking. His love interest goes as far as his workmate Rosie. It was only yesterday when Mrs Ashworth found him illegally browsing on the internet googling a name change website in an attempt to change his name from Tom to Jim.
Tom has an interest in many unorthodox and disgusting sexual practices and his knowledge of such is unmatched throughout BRGS, but only further bolstered when Heskey made the mistake of defining 'munging' to him. An unsavoury character indeed.
To many of his peers in English Language, he is seen as the class clown, as he is constantly mocked by the scouse speaking; house stealing; drug dealing (not to mention secretly ginger) teacher.
Greenhalgh has an inate interest in putting everything down his trousers. These include
- Hats
- Textbooks
- Numerous pieces of paper that get thrown around the bus
- A starburst
- James Zsigmond's right hand
- A car air freshener
- Grant Fulton's head
- Danielle Mannion's Cd Player
- An inflatible dolphin [named Flipper] that lived in the common room for a week.
... he later set fire to it and ripped a hole in its side.
he also claimed that he could easily fit a small year seven girl down there.
He was once paid 63p to lick Mark Holland's leg. He also licked Molly Robbins' art folder after Sam Cooper has put his penis on it.
Quotes
- "Wanna see my weasel?"
- "Lick the bean and we'll all come clean!"
- "Sweaty Beaver!"
- "well, munging is..."
- "When you see that pink beaver, no man can resist."
- "wanna touch my unit?"
- "SPLOOGE"
- "VAGIIIIIIINA!"
- "morgan once bet me £10 i couldnt go a week without masturbation. It took me half an hour after he'd left my house"
- (to Joey) "I bet you'd like to ride my beef train..."
