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| − | + | Mr.Ward is seen by many of the students and teachers throughout the school as a complete and utter joke. His teaching style is known for being horrendously bad, and his moods unpredictable. Common rumour is that he lives in the cupboard in Room 96. Was/is a big fan of the movie 'Run Lola Run'. Has been known to show year nine classes french monkey cartoons on curriculum for seven year olds, occasionally accidentally swapping them for erotica and showing us that instead... | |
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| + | - Mr.Ward's teaching style is like his mood- erratic, unpredictable and of little use to anyone. Lower School lessons usually consist of 'writing a letter' to someone in german/french, or watching a video (usually 'Salut Serge'a french video for primary school children or 'Hallo aus Berlin', a german video with cringe worthy songs). | ||
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| + | - Like Mr.Ventress, Mr.Ward typically wears one suit of clothes for the whole year. This usually consists of a plain blue shirt and a South Park tie (though he tie has been known to change to a festive Looney Tunes number around Christmas). His facial hair consumes most of his face, givin him an appearance similar to a bear, or Father Christmas. | ||
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Mr Ward uses a warning system in his classes, for disruptive pupils. In the style of a [[German]] football referree: | Mr Ward uses a warning system in his classes, for disruptive pupils. In the style of a [[German]] football referree: | ||
Revision as of 18:08, 6 September 2006
About Mr.Ward is seen by many of the students and teachers throughout the school as a complete and utter joke. His teaching style is known for being horrendously bad, and his moods unpredictable. Common rumour is that he lives in the cupboard in Room 96. Was/is a big fan of the movie 'Run Lola Run'. Has been known to show year nine classes french monkey cartoons on curriculum for seven year olds, occasionally accidentally swapping them for erotica and showing us that instead...
Teaching Style - Mr.Ward's teaching style is like his mood- erratic, unpredictable and of little use to anyone. Lower School lessons usually consist of 'writing a letter' to someone in german/french, or watching a video (usually 'Salut Serge'a french video for primary school children or 'Hallo aus Berlin', a german video with cringe worthy songs).
Appearance - Like Mr.Ventress, Mr.Ward typically wears one suit of clothes for the whole year. This usually consists of a plain blue shirt and a South Park tie (though he tie has been known to change to a festive Looney Tunes number around Christmas). His facial hair consumes most of his face, givin him an appearance similar to a bear, or Father Christmas.
Quotes
Mr Ward uses a warning system in his classes, for disruptive pupils. In the style of a German football referree:
"Gelber Karte" (Yellow Card)
"Rote Karte" (Red Card)
"Gehe" ([to] Go)
"You're NAKED" whenever a student had imperfect uniform
"SALUT SERGE!"
"oh you're a cheeky one"
