Revision as of 18:04, 6 September 2006

Was/is a big fan of the movie 'Run Lola Run'. Has been known to show year nine classes french monkey cartoons on curriculum for seven year olds, occasionally accidentally swapping them for erotica and showing us that instead... On more than one occasaion mr ward has wandered into a classroom naked as the day oblivious to his own appearance. Mr. ward is often revered above all othe teachers as he is actually the chief of the ewok clan off the final star wars movie. It is thought that the chair that he sits on in room 96 is a magical one which can transport him from dimension to dimension. Him and that chair have had some cerazy times. He sleeps in the cuboard in room 96 if accidentally locked in the school for the night. He is so loyal to derby footbal club that he has even dyed his beard their team colours. Under definition of species he comes under werewolf in limbo. if he ever went outside the school he would surely die.

Quotes

Mr Ward uses a warning system in his classes, for disruptive pupils. In the style of a German football referree:

"Gelber Karte" (Yellow Card)

"Rote Karte" (Red Card)

"Gehe" ([to] Go)

"You're NAKED" whenever a student had imperfect uniform

"SALUT SERGE!"

"oh you're a cheeky one"