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Mr. Neve is an English teacher at BRGS. He seems to love Will Young, and has actually met him. He claims that Will Young's boyfriend, known as Conor, is a lovely man.

Has starred in Casualty and a random film, possibly One Night In Paris, and he was young when he played it.

Well known for calling his students "darling".

Is fond of reading out a positive thought to his classes at the beginning of his lessons then deciphering the meaning.

Is in fact legendarily nice

Is also fond of the semi colon.

Thinks reading dictionaries is fun.

always has a squeaky board pen, sounds like he's murdering a cat with a cheese grater...

He has just signed a conract to stay at BRGS for a good few years. The poor man.

Nicknames

• The Nevester - Courtesy of Jono, Joe D, Sheepy and Colm.

• Dictionary Boy - Courtesy of 7B

• MC Nevey - Courtesy of Joe D and Sheepy.

Mr Neve also has a popular song chanted as he enters the classroom by 8R, to the tune of 'When the Saints'
Lyrics:

And Mr Neve
And Mr Neve
Is Wonderful
Is Wonderful
Oh Mr Neve is wonderful, and how I long to be in his classroom, oh Mr Neve is wonderful

Song created by: Watkins, Parki, Beefy, Jordie.C and Miniman!!!!

Now by request of Nevey, we unfortunatly are only allowed to sing this on a Friday afternoon as it was getting to disruptive. Also to Miss Hayes annoyance, we have to sing it with vocals. Which we got told off for practising to 'Surprise' Nevey. 8R also have a variation of Mr Parkinson's ever popular Freitag Man.

Quotes

"I have Jewish hair"

Neve: Right who can do this for me? Colm Kennedy gets up and writes of the whiteboard "I love Mr Neve"
Neve: Well that's lovely, can you answer the question?

Neve asks Robyn Shepherd and Tom Sipocz to move to the front for their scenes in Romeo and Juliet.
Tom: "I like sitting here sir, means I get to look at your beautiful face."
Neve: "You should be looking at Robyn's beautiful face!"

Neve: I'm quite glad Robyn isn't here because it means the rest of you have to answer!

Someone: So Sir, do you have any children?
Neve: No
Someone: Do you have a wife?
Neve: No
Someone: Do you have a girlfriend Sir?
Neve: No
Someone: So does that mean your single then sir?
Neve: No (big grin)

Joe Donnely: "You look very young for your age sir." Neve: "I've had a lot of work done, it's all plastic surgery."

Pupil: Sir, what does quintessentially mean?
Neve: Em, something that is in its most natural or perfect form. For example, you could say I am quintessentially flamboyant.

Neve: "Now get on with your work"

Alex: "Sir I've finished!" Miles: "Swat!"

Neve: "He's not a swat, he just wants to go far in life"

Alex: "Thanks sir that makes it sound so much better!"

8R complain about the squeaky board pen, he reaches into the drawer and pulls out a tube of mascara, and goes to the board with it. He opens it, and upon finding it was mascara, not a pen: Mr Neve:Oops, Miss Stricklands Mascara. Class:Really Sir? Mr Neve:(runs finger across eye and inspects it)Maybe not...