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| − | <br>Mohammad Khalid is one of BRGS's followers (No literally he IS) Referred to universally as "Mo", he is well known for the suits that he wears, using the "saying" dress '2' impress. When you walk past him he gives you the Khalid flick handshake, and is known to frequently shout out random answers to questions, based on scraps of knowledge from lower down the school that randomly enter his head and he associates with the topic in question. Such answers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "thermostat", when not a Computing lesson went by without him complaining of being too hot/cold (generally the opposite to the rest of the class) and insisting on meddling with the air con unit to provide his desired temperature. He doesn't like gays and is so zealous in his efforts to be disassociated with them that | + | <br>Mohammad Khalid is one of BRGS's followers (No literally he IS) Referred to universally as "Mo", he is well known for the suits that he wears, using the "saying" dress '2' impress. When you walk past him he gives you the Khalid flick handshake, and is known to frequently shout out random answers to questions, based on scraps of knowledge from lower down the school that randomly enter his head and he associates with the topic in question. Such answers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "thermostat", when not a Computing lesson went by without him complaining of being too hot/cold (generally the opposite to the rest of the class) and insisting on meddling with the air con unit to provide his desired temperature. He doesn't like gays and is so zealous in his efforts to be disassociated with them that Mos own sexuality has come under scrutiny. |
Mo is also famous for his ''sexual'' handshakes; [[Tom Greenhalgh]] has experienced this. | Mo is also famous for his ''sexual'' handshakes; [[Tom Greenhalgh]] has experienced this. | ||
Revision as of 22:24, 6 December 2006
Mohammad Khalid is one of BRGS's followers (No literally he IS) Referred to universally as "Mo", he is well known for the suits that he wears, using the "saying" dress '2' impress. When you walk past him he gives you the Khalid flick handshake, and is known to frequently shout out random answers to questions, based on scraps of knowledge from lower down the school that randomly enter his head and he associates with the topic in question. Such answers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "thermostat", when not a Computing lesson went by without him complaining of being too hot/cold (generally the opposite to the rest of the class) and insisting on meddling with the air con unit to provide his desired temperature. He doesn't like gays and is so zealous in his efforts to be disassociated with them that Mos own sexuality has come under scrutiny.
Mo is also famous for his sexual handshakes; Tom Greenhalgh has experienced this.
He tends to stay away from the Lower Common Room for fear of being humped by Heskey. He prefers it in private.
He is known to become rather distressed when Kroll finds him; and subsequently humps him to death in a fit of wild passionless lust.
Injury
During his term in Lower Sixth, Mo fell over during a lunch-time football game and managed to poke his leg bone through the skin. It was very funny. For the next few months he was BRGS' very own wounded little soldier.
Quotes
- You look well gangsta today, Gazza.
- Yo, n*gga
- Im SOOOO Tired
- Safe negro
Tom: You alright, Mo? Mo: Yeah I'm totally fine - I just can't walk.
