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| − | One of the most lanky of the 6th formers around, Rob is now a benchmark for appaulingly bad jokes. This is one of the few things that he prides himself on, especially his made-up ones.
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| − | = Rob Pilling =
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| − | Rob Pilling is, in short, a ''"genius"''. His ability to come up with a joke (of varying degrees of quality ranging from "gut-wrenchingly hilarious" to "down-right appalling") at short notice is the most famous branch of his ability. He is affectionaly know as a nice fellow, some may say man, due to his friendly mannar and the common means he uses to make new acquaintances (raising his thumb and grinning at said person across a crowded room). Other aliases under which Rob has gone include "Silent Bob", "Well Endowed", "Semi", "Semi M<sup>C</sup>P", "Rob-and-Pillage" and "Hey Get Your Lanky Self Away From Me".
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| − | Also Rob has an infallible ability to sneak into any picture ever taken. Some examples follow. --->
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| − | A Link to *drumroll please*, "[[Rob_Pilling%27s_Maths_Jokes|Rob's Maths Lesson Jokes]]".
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| − | [[Image:Lennypink.jpg|thumb|Example 1-Rob tactically interupting a picture of lenny while trying to get his Pink Hat back.]]
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| − | [[Image:Example2.jpg|thumb|Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do, displaying his incredibly lanky finger.]]
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| − | [[Image:Rob meets hitler.JPG|thumb|Example 3-Rob amazed many when he told of how he had met Hitler (appearently the two never got on well).]]
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| − | [[Image:King harold dies at hasting.jpg|thumb|Example 4-Rob Depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry, at the Battle of Hastings, 1066.]]
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| − | [[Image:Space_Rob.jpg|thumb|Example 5-Contrary to Popular Belif, Rob Actually Beat Yuri Gagarin in the Space Race.]]
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| − | [[Image:Mona_lisa.jpg|thumb|Example 6-Rob was actually edited out of the final edition of the Mona Lisa, but here is the original, with Rob in it.]]
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| − | = Jokes =
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| − | Some of the jokes listed bellow are Rob's and he likes them:
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| − | *''Rob'': "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
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| − | (bemused look from all who heard him)
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| − | ''Rob'': "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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| − | *''Rob'': "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
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| − | ''Crowd'': "Hmm, I dont know!"
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| − | ''Rob'': "He worked it out with a pencil."
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| − | ''Crowd'': "Eeew." (Except a small niche of the lower common room crew who are rolling around on the floor.)
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| − | A recent addition to Rob's favourite jokes is:
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| − | *''Rob'': "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
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| − | ''Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain'': "Go on..."
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| − | ''Rob'': "The Captain's Log!"
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| − | ''Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain'': "Right, we're off"
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| − | Rob is now left deserted. *Tumbleweed Floats Past*
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| − | And what is described as a "side splitter" by one Joseph Burrow;
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| − | *''Rob'': "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"
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| − | ''12DX Set'': *sigh* "Go on..."
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| − | ''Rob'': "Gums!"
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| − | Rob is also a member of the 12DX maths set, and, to the delight of its occupants, has told a joke every single lesson, since the beginning of term, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called. [[Rob_Pilling%27s_Maths_Jokes|Here]] is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)
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| − | = More Facts =
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| − | *Contrary to popular belif, Rob has never actually had a girlfriend, despite his handsome looks, and charming aroma.
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| − | *He is currently 6"4', however this measurement was taken a few weeks ago, so it could have increased since then...
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| − | *Rob can usually be found either in bed, at school or playing Half Life mods/other general games depending on the time of day.
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| − | *Rob has never been in the [[Upper Common Room]] apart from in Assemblies, and is currently planning a complex plan which envolves a guy, a thing, a rubber chicken suit and quite a large crane, so he can steal a pool table for the [[Lower Common Room]], since they only have one.
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| − | = Common Occurances =
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| − | *Rob likes to tell the same joke over and over and over and over again. One of the most famous of these has been known to drive [[Steven Albertson]] to the brink of insanity in a two year period of [[Maths]] lessons as they shared the same set...
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| − | ''Rob'': "Hey wanna to hear a joke?"
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| − | ''Steven'': "Alright then."
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| − | ''Rob'': "What do you call a sleeping bull?"
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| − | ''Steven'': "I don't know; what do you call a slepping bull?"
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| − | ''Rob'': "A Bulldozer."
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| − | Although a joke of Rob's usually genius standard over two years of continuous use of this joke for every [[Maths]] lesson the telling of this joke fell to this...
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| − | ''Rob'': "Hey wanna to hear a joke?"
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| − | ''Steven'': "Erm..."
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| − | ''Rob'': "What do you call a..."
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| − | ''Steven'': "Aaarrrggghhh!"
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| − | At which point Rob is caught in the midst of an ineffable rage of fury eminating from the enraged [[Steven Albertson]].
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| − | *Another infuritaing thing that Rob has discovered is that calculators are there to annoy and prolong his [[Maths]] lesson.
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| − | After typing...
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| − | (or any random fraction) into a calculator, the calculator replies with the exact same answer
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| − | 5/12
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| − | and Rob can be heard "rargh" in his frustration as he attacks the calculator.
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| − | = Subjects =
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| − | Rob goes to school as a happy chappy, as he enjoys all of his subjects.
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| − | *[[Computing]]
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| − | *[[Physics]]
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| − | *[[Chemistry]]
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| − | *[[Maths]]
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| − | One of Rob's most legendary tales begins in one maths lesson.
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| − | Mrs Gregson: "Do this that and the other for homework."
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| − | Rob, clearly misunderstanding [[Mrs_Gregson|The Gregson]], accidentally did all of next lesson's work for homework. When he turned up next lesson, and [[Mrs_Gregson|Mrs Gregson]] set the work, upon discovering that he had already done it all, he skillfully sat there and did nothing, apart from occasionally ask [[Jonathan Parton|Jonny (Nova)]]: "Did you get 5 for that answer?" or "That was a tough question wasn't it?" to keep up the facade of him doing work. This, in addition to [[Mrs_Gregson|Mrs Gregson's]] lecturing of Nova about his "slapdash" work, almost killed [[Joseph Burrow|Joe Burrow]], by asphyxiation, as he could not control his laughter.
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| − | = Quotes =
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| − | * "Who wants to hear a joke?"
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| − | * *shakes fist*
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| − | * i see
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| − | [[Category:Sixth Formers|Pilling, Rob]]
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