Mrs Young

About

As well as Mrs Young's general excitement about the future of the school and how dedicated to the good ship BRGS we all ought to be, she does her best to steer her year group through the choppy waters of life.

She is known for pronouncing the word "one" as "wun", and for smiling whilst suspensions are dished out.

Jaws of Life

Legend has it that Mrs Young became prematurely white-haired at the age of 7, due to the terrifying sight of her mother and father having sex in a position that they would later explain to her as the "jaws of life". Since that very day, she has been terrified of the word 'copulation'.

Quotes

• "You will have wun hour to do wun piece of work or you shall get a detention"

• to her year during year assembly 2006: "i do get a lot of pleasure from seeing and helping you"

(many things we do seem to give her 'pleasure')

• "I'm carrying the can"

• "ITS A GAME"

• "I get pleasure from compliments.."