Mrs Young

About

As well as Mrs Young's excitement about the future of the school and how dedicated we should all be, she does her best to influence her year group. She will listen intently to everything a higher teacher says and has been known to have a smile on her face while people are being suspended.

She is known for pronouncing the word "one" as "wun"

Known for going prematurely grey at the age of 7, when she saw her mother and father having sex in a position her parents would explain to her as the jaws of life, from then on she has been afraid of the word vagina.

Her business mainly consists of everyone elses business and ignoring everything else she hears other than uniform compliments for her year group. poopers

Quotes

• "You will have wun hour to do wun piece of work or you shall get a detention"

• to her year during year assembly 2006: "i do get a lot of pleasure from seeing and helping you"

(many things we do seem to give her 'pleasure')

• "I'm carrying the can"

• "ITS A GAME"