Mrs Stanley

Quotes

"Who'd pay £200 for a Teletubby?"

"Inflation is too much money chasing too few goods"

"We need to look at why Labour lost in 1951, and why Labour won."

"EY what? dey do do dat do dont dey" (in her mild scouse accent)

Achievements

Established school newspaper

Reputedly created school policy on being able to drink water in class

Reputedly creating by her own popular demand a school policy on being able to bring a case of orange juice to school every day and drink it in the course of her one Y13 history.

For years dworwi bones repeatedly claimed she was the love of his life and still to this day obsesses about her.

The morning after her beloved Liverpool lost 1-0 to Burnley she seem to have transformed into a daemon from hell.