Quotes

"You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..."

(in 8S Maths:)

Sharp: "I'm watching you very closely Chris!" (pointing at Richard)

Chris: "I'm over here miss" (from a completely different side of the room)

Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry"

(in yr 9 IT)

Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!"

Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?"

(legendary form time)

Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?"

Molly: "it's a bra miss, ladies wear them."

Sharp [to Davies] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name!

Mrs Sharp