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Biography

Mrs Sharp is an A-level Computing "teacher", who occastionally interfears in lower school maths lessons. She is best identified by her complete lack of problem solving ability. When faced with a problem she will fall back into one of three pre-installed modes.

1) Consulting VisualBasic for dummies.

2) Deleting several lines of code and then saying "I'm just going to walk over here".

3) Asking the most able member of the class she is teaching for help.

Quotes

"You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..."

(in 8S Maths:)

Sharp: "I'm watching you very closely Chris!" (pointing at Richard)

Chris: "I'm over here miss" (from a completely different side of the room)

Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry"

(in yr 9 IT)

Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!"

Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?"

(legendary form time)

Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?"

Molly: "it's a bra miss, ladies wear them."

Sharp [to Davies] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name!