Mrs Nelson

Miss Haslam is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at BRGS.

Specializing in PSHE she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another.

This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.

Key Quotes

• "SHADAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP" (no one listens, however, she is the proud owner of a very loud and shrill whistle and proceeds to use it, deafening eveyone within earshot.)

• "Oi you two, shut up in the nicest possible way."

• "Ticky tick tick, examiner's happy, right?"

• (On being asked if she had sex quickly after having her first child) "oh I love it that you feel you can ask me these things!"

• (On talking about sex and maturity) "You guys are so mature, when I was your age I was OFF THE WALLS! Absolutely insane, really wierd. Still everyone thinks i am now"