Mr Wyton

About

Mr. Paul Wyton, became head of the Modern Foreign Languages department for BRGS in 2003 and has since then changed the year 7 compulsory language to German and generally sorted out the language rooms, with posters of 'The Language Rules' and french, spanish and german question words. His subjects consist of French and German, german being his chosen subject of preference. Mr Wyton's teaching style can be seen as odd yet very effective, his lesson would consist of stupid voices, odd hand gestures (sll clean of course), a jesting insult to one or two of the clever members of the class he is teaching and will also include someone trying to think of a word he doesnt know in german, which has become an outstanding ambition for one of his current year 11 classes ever since year 9. Make him say 'chewing gum' in french. its hilarious.

Tattoos

Even thought the title says tattoos plural, that may not be completely true, for as far as I know he only has the one, ring around his arm in an old english/nordic style; most people do not know this, but it is visible on his arm when he rolls his sleeves up for period 4/5 lessons on hot days.

Quotes

-'I'm stood here earning my money'

-(After asking a relatively non-difficult german question and no one knows the answer) 'Hilfe!' (raising his own hands)

-'You know what you are?' (prolonged silence) 'You're a Lying Get!!!'

-(shouting) 'YOU'VE JUST COMPLETELY REDEEMED YOURSELF!!'

-And even on one occasion in June 2006 after Tom Sheridan (year 10) has entered after one of his usual lesson avoiding excuses 'You know what this is...*popping noise*, no really do you know what this is...*another popping noise* 'Its your head coming out of your ass!!'