Revision as of 19:47, 27 April 2007

Well known for setting random questions at the end of tests, such as "Now that you have finished, draw a picture of a badger"

Mischeivous Streak

He likes to freeze the projector screen, and secretly use Ranger, as shown in this testimonial of a sixth-form Physics class:

The evil mastermind sets the class work on the computers, whilst secretly hatching a mischeivous plan. As the unsuspecting Emily Lester sits at her computer, innocently getting on with work, something mysterious beings to happen. Her mouse cursor begins to move on it's own, making it's way slowly to the bottom left of the screen to the "start" button. As the cursor takes a life of its own, cautiously moving through the menus toward accessories, paint, Emily begins to be worried. Paint opens, and the cursor, still with a life of it's own starts to draw out letters: first P, followed by an O and another O. As a small crowd of students appear around her computer as she explains what events just transpired, Mr Wilkinson makes his way over - his eternal grin stifled beneath his attempts to hide his amusement. As the crowd look on in wonder at the acheivements of the mouse cursor, Mr Wilkinson breaks into a huge grin and begins to chuckle. He can't hold it in any longer. Emily turns round:

"Oh my god! It was you!"

Mr Wilkinson breaks into full blown laughter as the class join in.

General Studies

Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...

He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.

Quotes

• Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
  • Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*

• "Can anyone tell me the mass of a llama?"

• Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..."
  • Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works"
    • Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!"

• Student: Sir, do you wear Lipliner?
  • Wilkinson[rapidly, going red]: No, whats Lipliner?

• Calum: "Sir, we did this in chemistry yesterday..."
  • Wilkinson: "Really? Who's your chemistry teacher?"
    • Calum: "Mr Ashton"
      • Wilkinson: "Is he the one who looks like the BFG?"

• Wilkinson: (Whilst showing the difference with the symbol for density and momentum) The gay P and the normal P.

Lookalikes

Though it may be little know, he has somehow infiltrated his clone into the school, James Greenwood of 9G, who bears uncanny resemblance to him. After a cover geography lesson with his clone and his form he saw how well young James settled after his transfter form Wilkinson Cloning Inc. and the proud look on his face showed his happiness. He also answers to the name James sometimes. We do urge Mr Wilkinson to come forth and tell the science community the secret of cloning for the greater good of mankind. He has so far refused and threatened to set his army of clones on us instead of unleashing the hounds. at this threat, we ran.