Mr Whyte

LEGEND

Mr Whyte is an unsung hero. The soundest teacher in the school, you can always count on him to not tell you about your uniform and to always let you out of the canteen with hot food. Also, he is one of the few teachers that talk to you as another individual rather than a bit of crap.

You would think that all of these factors automatically made him a poor teacher but this is not the case - far from it. Tragically a current year 11 RS set lost him as their teacher to be replaced by Mrs Heywood - The less said about this the better. On the odd occasion that he gets to cover this class they end up learning more than they've learnt with Mrs Heywood the whole year.

Quotes

"Stop poking each other with those or I'll shoce them up your bum." (later in the same lesson) "Right, bend over"

Joke to Year 11 - "There's 4 types of orgasm - the positive orgasm: 'OH YES, YES', the negative orgasm: 'OH NO, NO', the holy orgasm: 'OH GOD YES, YES' and finally the fake orgasm: 'OH GREG, GREG'" (Referring to Greg Rothwell who still to this day vows to get even with him for this)

"Right come on you lot stop pissing about"

"Ok adam your either looking at kevins phone or your really interested in his cock" (said in a surprisingly harsh tone)