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Revision as of 09:01, 22 March 2006
Head Fashion
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Mr Ventress makes hand signs with his new hat on the West America Trip
Mr Ventress is noted for his affinity for hats and occasionally, period dress. His 'deer-stalker' is probably the rarest of his hats to see, and the most common forms part of his "crème ensemblè". He sported a particularly attractive handlebar moustache in January and February 2006, its first sighting since flying the trenches of Europe in a bi-plane. Regardless of his odd sense of style, Mr Ventress is well liked throughout the school, having a reputation among staff and teachers alike for being funny yet monotonous, and usually in a good way, though occasionally not.
Quotes
- "Don't over-excite yourself"
- "Can anyone tell me what a muff is?" (no response from class except laughter) "It's what girls put their hands in when it's cold"
- "Delicious."
- "It's a brown suit" (Whilst talking about his Ochre suit - certainly not brown)
- Disbelieving tone... "MMMMM...."
e.g. "Sir, I need another sheet of paper."
"MMMMMMMMMM......"
- <Worst Southern American accent ever uttered by a human> <Quote from 'Of Mice and Men'>
- "So, Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee"
In Critical Thinking
- "The answer is D... No I didn't think it was that either..."
- "You've got a D, because the mark scheme said so..."
- "I don't know why you keep getting a D... All I know is that the mark scheme keeps telling me you've put the wrong answers down..."
