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[[Image:Mrventressbighat.jpg|thumb|Mr Ventress makes hand signs with his new hat on the [[West America Trip]]]]
 
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[[image:Mrventress2004.jpg|thumb|What a guy...]]
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Mr Ventress is noted for his affinity for hats and occasionally, period dress. His 'deer-stalker' is probably the rarest of his hats to see, and the most common forms part of his "crème ensemblè". He sported a particularly attractive handlebar moustache in January and February 2006, its first sighting since flying the trenches of Europe in a bi-plane. Regardless of his odd sense of style, Mr Ventress is well liked throughout the school, having a reputation among staff and teachers alike for being funny yet monotonous, and usually in a good way, though occasionally not.
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=Quotes=
 
* "Don't over-excite yourself"
 
* "Don't over-excite yourself"
 
* "Can anyone tell me what a muff is?" (no response from class except laughter) "It's what girls put their hands in when it's cold"
 
* "Can anyone tell me what a muff is?" (no response from class except laughter) "It's what girls put their hands in when it's cold"

Revision as of 22:26, 18 March 2006

Head Fashion

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Mr Ventress makes hand signs with his new hat on the West America Trip
What a guy...

Mr Ventress is noted for his affinity for hats and occasionally, period dress. His 'deer-stalker' is probably the rarest of his hats to see, and the most common forms part of his "crème ensemblè". He sported a particularly attractive handlebar moustache in January and February 2006, its first sighting since flying the trenches of Europe in a bi-plane. Regardless of his odd sense of style, Mr Ventress is well liked throughout the school, having a reputation among staff and teachers alike for being funny yet monotonous, and usually in a good way, though occasionally not.

Quotes

  • "Don't over-excite yourself"
  • "Can anyone tell me what a muff is?" (no response from class except laughter) "It's what girls put their hands in when it's cold"
  • "Delicious."
  • "It's a brown suit" (Whilst talking about his Ochre suit - certainly not brown)
  • Disbelieving tone... "MMMMM...."

e.g. "Sir, I need another sheet of paper."

"MMMMMMMMMM......"

In Critical Thinking

  • "The answer is D... No I didn't think it was that either..."
  • "You've got a D, because the mark scheme said so..."
  • "I don't know why you keep getting a D... All I know is that the mark scheme keeps telling me you've put the wrong answers down..."
  • "So, Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee"