Mr Stevens

Quotes

• "Rhesus Monkey" but pronounced "Rhesus Mankaye".

• "Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly.

• (Students getting incresingly excited about the possiblility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definatly not a chip day...i'm not telling you how i know but theres no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINATLY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!)

• When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log"

• "So your saying to me that worms come from sugar?"

• "Just because you've got a penis doesn't mean your a boy"

• "I'm very anal"

• "Anal is technical"

• "Width and depth are important"