Mr Stevens

Biography

Mr Stevens is fron Kent. 'Nuff said.

Aside from this, he is also the new Psychology teacher replacing Mrs Standring. His teaching methods are somewhat predicable, using only OHP's and handouts. He also has a very annoying, somewhat whinney voice.

Sexuality

Of late Mr Stevens sexuality has been under some scrutiny. Many claim he is gay and he is at times undeniably camp. However, many have also comented on his blatant "staring" at some female members of his classes.

Quotes

• "Rhesus Monkey" but pronounced "Rhesus Mankaye".

• "Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly.

• (Students getting incresingly excited about the possiblility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definatly not a chip day...i'm not telling you how i know but theres no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINATLY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!)