Mr Reeves

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Spiderman

In what was possibly his first ever assembly at BRGS he opened with the words "I had a strange dream last night. I was spiderman. He then explained what this was all about, and said, "I always knew I was spiderman", and "that is my gift and that is my curse, who am I? I'm spiderman!

License to kill

The double agent of the Maths department, Mr Reeves carries an electronic whiteboard pen in his inside breast pocket, just in case.

Quotes

• "Chaps and chapesses, or do you prefer chapettes?"
• "I alway thought that I was spiderman!"
• "You better be pulling a calculator out of there young lady!!"
• "Why haven't you got your text book? Just GO." (As student heads for door) "Here's a text book, go sit down."
• "Beware of the quadrants"
• "I'm an alien sent here to look for the Symbol of Kang."
• "Well you see I'm a Time Lord" (escaping from using the term "Let's go back in time a week" after informing the set that time travel was impossible)
• (Someone's phone rings with 'The Final Countdown') "Who's phone is that? You sad, sad boy."
• "20 x 3 equals 80".. random student, "No it doesn't Sir", Mr Reeves hurredly fetches a calculator, "I know, I was just testing you"

Trivia

He likes to call maths theories by silly names e.g.

• Billy Binomial
• Polly Pythagoras