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Mr Piggot is a P.E. teacher. Once told a P.E. class that he won't be able to teach them for a few weeks due to being on Maternity leave. It is possible that he meant Paternity leave, but that isn't funny.

Biography

Martin Andrew Piggot (originally name Stacey Martin Piggot, having changed his name in 1999) loves all things sporting and hates all things (especially people) not sporting. He is rumoured to have a brother who plays rugby league. He always liked you if you never let on that you knew his name, did things for any team that he may have a say in, and notoriously hates orienteers. Apart from the few that run X-country, when he likes you for an average of 5 weeks a year.

He also seems to be unable to decide what year group he wants to be a form tutor for, having been year 7 and sixth form over the past few years, but is currently with 9N. He usually likes to tell his class how much they are wasting their time by doing things like Critical thinking and other out of lesson academic activites. (But promotes PE??? does anyone see him complaining about those out of lesson activites? Thought not.)

He particularly likes to tell 9N his insight on the staff mind and what their real motives.

He also enjoys putting you in detention for wearing white socks, as most of 9N already know.

Quotes

"For those of you who are brain-damaged enough to do critical thinking here's a notice."

"You lot really should spend more time doing sports."

"Anybody who isn't going to join in on this football discussion, get out of this form room now!" (Nobody moves bu only a few actually carry on talking to him about football)

"And, there will be a trip to Easter... sorry, Egypt."