Mr Parkinson

Quotes

"One Day I Hope to Have a Poo-Bucket system rigged up in the roof of my classroom. See, if someone says something stupid, I press a button here somewhere, and a bucket of poo drops on your head...

...if they get it right I'll still empty it on them. I could even have different colours of poo for different year groups, year 7s could have sloppy yellow poo, year eights lumpy green poo, and year 9s hard brown...."

"Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"
"Yep!"
"But Sir its french!"
"Ye, But Nicole Kidman's TASTY!"

• "German is like lego, you can put old words together to get new words."

"Riggght Guys" (Ineffectually at least 20 times a lesson usually with a handclap)