Mr Nicholls

• Does Mr Nichols class as a retired teacher or was he sacked? Anyone ever going to shed some light on this matter?

• Mr Nichols was an ICT 'teacher'.

Quotes

• "The Scottish phone book is this thick [indicates that the book is slim with his hands] for an area this big [indicating large area with hands}, whereas the London phone book is this thick [indicating a large, thick book with his hands] for an area this big [indicating a small area]. That is what a computer file sytem is like".... All I learnt from Mr Nichols in a year... Thank heavens for Mr Gray and Saltash cruiser club spreadsheets...

• At a yr7 parents evening...

Mr Nichols: "I'm afraid I haven't seen your daughters work file for the past 3 months" Parent (pointing at daughters file on table): "What's that then?"