Mr Nicholls

• Does Mr Nichols class as a retired teacher or was he sacked? Anyone ever going to shed some light on this matter?

• Mr Nichols was an ICT 'teacher'.

Quotes

"The Scottish phone book is this thick [indicates that the book is slim with his hands] for an area this big [indicating large area with hands}, whereas the London phone book is this thick [indicating a large, thick book with his hands] for an area this big [indicating a small area]. That is what a computer file sytem is like".... All I learnt from Mr Nichols in a year... Thank heavens for Mr Gray and Saltash cruiser club spreadsheets...