Difference between revisions of "Mr Hoyle"
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*"Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that." | *"Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that." | ||
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Revision as of 22:02, 7 October 2006
Mr Hoyle is a geography teacher at BRGS. He is famous for how he says sedimentary rock and also for telling his classes about his polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" which for Mr Hoyle is room 32.
Quotes
- "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]
- Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
- Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."
[At the end of registration]
- "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
- "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."
[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]
- "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."
