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Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.
 
Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.
 
It was written, before they were painted pretty, in the girls toilets that "Mr Gray is a sexy hobbit"
 
  
 
Mr "I like [[Orienteering]]" Gray is a [[Technology]] teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...
 
Mr "I like [[Orienteering]]" Gray is a [[Technology]] teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...
 
Was once describes as a cross between a dwarf and a troll.
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
  
''(Scottish Accent)'' "Where are the tent poles!? This is NOT on!"
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''[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]''
  
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Mr Gray: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."<br>
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Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!"
  
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Also whilst demonstrating the correct procedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.
  
[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]
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''To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:''
 
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Mr Gray[scottish accent]: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."
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Whole class: "Sir.. thats the washing machine!"
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Also whislt demonstrating the correct proceedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.
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To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:
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*[Mr gray] Elliot
 
*[Mr gray] Elliot
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*[Mr gray] Oh
 
*[Mr gray] Oh
  
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*Mr Gray: ''(Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend)'' "MICHAEL"
  
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*Michael: "It wasn't me" ''(Points to Emma Wilson)''
  
*Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) MICHAEL
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*Mr Gray: "EMMA!"
 
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*Michael: It wasn't me (Points to Emma Wilson)
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*Mr Gray: EMMA!!!!!!!!
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*Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!
 
*Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!
 
 
(assembly)
 
 
*Mr Morris: I'd like to invite Mr Gray to the stage to talk about Orienteering
 
 
*Mr Gray: Now two people came first in the orienteering weekend...... SOPHIE HORROCKS AND SIMON ALLEN
 
 
 
<br><br>Gray: Who else needs a pen?You can have one later. Now, who wants a pen?
 
  
 
Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.
 
Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.
 
Mr Gray's laptop is ''alleged'' to have porn on, and has been spotted by several students while he made the idiotic mistake of leaving it on once, to which he apparently exclaimed ''Oh my laptop must be broken!'' and abruptly slammed the lid down.
 
  
 
[[Category:Teachers|Gray, Mr]]
 
[[Category:Teachers|Gray, Mr]]

Revision as of 16:33, 19 January 2007

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General Behaviour

Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.

Mr "I like Orienteering" Gray is a Technology teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...

Quotes

[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]

Mr Gray: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."
Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!"

Also whilst demonstrating the correct procedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.

To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:

  • [Mr gray] Elliot
  • [Elliot] Sir
  • [Mr gray] Elliot?
  • [Elliot] Yes sir!
  • [Mr gray] Is there no Elliot here?
  • [Elliot] YES SIR!!!!
  • [Mr gray] Oh
  • Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) "MICHAEL"
  • Michael: "It wasn't me" (Points to Emma Wilson)
  • Mr Gray: "EMMA!"
  • Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!

Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.