Revision as of 19:28, 19 January 2007

Background

Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:

• He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
• He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean alot.
• He once blew up a House.
• He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
• He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
• He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
• He has extremly bad dandruff"

Quotes

'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'

'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'