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==About==
 
==About==
Miss Hartley is a very charitable teacher. For 45 minutes of work, she may allot a 1 minute and 23 second break for all your hard work.
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* Miss Hartley is a very charitable teacher. For 45 minutes of work, she may allot a 1 minute and 23 second break for all your hard work.
* Annoyingly to some people says ''bwut'' instead of ''but''.
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* Annoyingly to some people says 'bwut' instead of 'but'.
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* Tends to treat any class below Sixth Form like primary school children, e.g. drawing a goggles symbol on the board, rewarding good behaviour with use of the whiteboards (when she was starting out, at least).
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* She is actually married.
 
==Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...==
 
==Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...==
 
Miss Hartley is first aider at [[Year 9 Camp]]. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than [[Mrs Gregson]], who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler.
 
Miss Hartley is first aider at [[Year 9 Camp]]. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than [[Mrs Gregson]], who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler.
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* 'Board looking at this one please.'
 
* 'Board looking at this one please.'
 
* 'If you're good you'll get to use the ''whiteboards!'''
 
* 'If you're good you'll get to use the ''whiteboards!'''
* Miss H :' X - Rays help people to see inside of you, for instance if i was a doctor, i would love to see inside of you all to see what is there!"
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* Miss H :'X-Rays help people to see inside of you, for instance: if I was a doctor, I would love to see inside of you all to see what is there!'
*Student : Everyone cover up she's trying to look at your underwear!
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Student : 'Everyone cover up, she's trying to look at your underwear!'

Revision as of 22:08, 7 October 2006

About

  • Miss Hartley is a very charitable teacher. For 45 minutes of work, she may allot a 1 minute and 23 second break for all your hard work.
  • Annoyingly to some people says 'bwut' instead of 'but'.
  • Tends to treat any class below Sixth Form like primary school children, e.g. drawing a goggles symbol on the board, rewarding good behaviour with use of the whiteboards (when she was starting out, at least).
  • She is actually married.

Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...

Miss Hartley is first aider at Year 9 Camp. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than Mrs Gregson, who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler.

Quotes

  • 'I'm waiting!'
  • Also to the same form: 'I am waiting 8S! Wait a minute... I forgot my watch today but I am still looking at my imaginary one on my wrist!'
  • 'Board looking at this one please.'
  • 'If you're good you'll get to use the whiteboards!'
  • Miss H :'X-Rays help people to see inside of you, for instance: if I was a doctor, I would love to see inside of you all to see what is there!'

Student : 'Everyone cover up, she's trying to look at your underwear!'