Miss Caton

Biography

Miss Caton is a psycholgy teacher and ex-Police Officer. Miss Caton is extremely tall for a woman and can cross most average sized classrooms in just a few steps. She is prone to random outbursts of orgasmic moaning often taking place whilst she is texting on her phone. Also she laughs to herself at what would appear to be nothing. She always semms to plan her lesson so they are shorter than the full hour, giving her and her classes time to "sit and chat".

Quotes

"One day, I woke up feeling really miserable, for no apparent reason. The next day, I woke up feeling *hand gestures* whay! I'm on top of the world! We are not a pigeon!" (what?)

M'Kay

In the academic year beginning September 2004, Miss Caton had an interesting and slightly amusing habit of uttering sounds corresponding to "M'kay", what could only be described as far too much. At its peak, 105 instances were recorded in a 60 minute lesson. This fixation has, thankfully, subsided.