Michael Blight

The chav in 10R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by Gordon Ramsell as 'boats'.

"Incidents"

In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for Mrs Mansfield to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, Colm Kennedy was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details.

This was shortly followed by, after being given much stick, a truely terrifying incident in the changing rooms. He was to be heard shouting, "At least i've got pubes!" and pulled his pants down, much to the horror of innocent by-standers Luke Byrne, Michael Brown and Thomas Grant.

Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried Miss Bowden who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael.

Nicknames

Diddy Wang

Action Man

DJ Banners

Mr Queer