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==About== | ==About== | ||
| − | Some guy in | + | Some guy in 11R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by [[Gordon Ramsell]] as 'boats'. He is also well known to wear a plastic chain, or 'bling', which he claims to be silver. |
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=="Incidents"== | =="Incidents"== | ||
In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for [[Mrs Mansfield]] to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, [[Colm Kennedy]] was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details. | In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for [[Mrs Mansfield]] to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, [[Colm Kennedy]] was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details. | ||
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Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried [[Miss Bowden]] who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael. | Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried [[Miss Bowden]] who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael. | ||
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DJ Cammy | DJ Cammy | ||
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| + | His pussy, Oscar | ||
Air Cadets | Air Cadets | ||
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| − | + | The hunky guy in the mirror | |
=="Michael Hates"== | =="Michael Hates"== | ||
Emo's | Emo's | ||
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"Why haven't you got any spots? Its just abnormal" | "Why haven't you got any spots? Its just abnormal" | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:41, 25 February 2010
About
Some guy in 11R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by Gordon Ramsell as 'boats'. He is also well known to wear a plastic chain, or 'bling', which he claims to be silver.
Doesn't have any balls because whenever fellow pupil Gordon Ramsell kicks him right in between the legs he cries out "Why do you never actually hit my balls!" So most people have concluded that he doesn't actually have any.
"Incidents"
In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for Mrs Mansfield to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, Colm Kennedy was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details.
Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried Miss Bowden who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael.
Also, at another time, he was leaning over the balcony, and his phone fell out and the screen shattered.
"Michael likes"
DJ Cammy
Dusty Springfield
His pussy, Oscar
Air Cadets
Gordon Ramsell
The hunky guy in the mirror
"Michael Hates"
Emo's
Quotes
"Why haven't you got any spots? Its just abnormal"
"I'm a big boy, with a little...."
