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==About==
 
==About==
  
Some guy in 10R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by [[Gordon Ramsell]] as 'boats'. He is also well known to wear a plastic chain, or 'bling', which he claims to be silver.
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Some guy in 11R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by [[Gordon Ramsell]] as 'boats'. He is also well known to wear a plastic chain, or 'bling', which he claims to be silver.
  
 
He also once named a newt after his ex-girlfriend. For legal purposes the newt it isn't going to be named, but his Ex-Girlfriend was called Leoni.
 
He also once named a newt after his ex-girlfriend. For legal purposes the newt it isn't going to be named, but his Ex-Girlfriend was called Leoni.
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"I'm a big boy, with a little...."
 
"I'm a big boy, with a little...."
[[Category:Year 10|Blight, Michael]]
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Revision as of 17:55, 25 September 2007

About

Some guy in 11R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by Gordon Ramsell as 'boats'. He is also well known to wear a plastic chain, or 'bling', which he claims to be silver.

He also once named a newt after his ex-girlfriend. For legal purposes the newt it isn't going to be named, but his Ex-Girlfriend was called Leoni.

Michael has also admitted to fancying Faye Chapplehow on a certain instant messaging service.

Michael also has a broad smile going from ear to ear when he is doing something that others might think as crazy or stupid e.g. stealing someone's bag or pushing someone in a wheeled desk chair around the classroom.

He is also obsessed with peoples lack of spots.

Doesn't have any balls because whenever fellow pupil Gordon Ramsell kicks him right in between the legs he cries out "Why do you never actually hit my balls!" So most people have concluded that he doesn't actually have any.

"Incidents"

In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for Mrs Mansfield to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, Colm Kennedy was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details.

This was shortly followed by, after being given much stick, a truly terrifying incident in the changing rooms. He was to be heard shouting, "At least I've got pubes!" and pulled his pants down, much to the horror of innocent by-standers Luke Byrne, Michael Brown and Thomas Grant.

Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried Miss Bowden who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael.

Also, at another time, he was leaning over the balcony, and his phone fell out and the screen shattered.

"Michael likes"

DJ Cammy

Dusty Springfield

His pussy, Oscar

Air Cadets

Gordon Ramsell

The hunky guy in the mirror

"Michael Hates"

Emo's

Quotes

"Why haven't you got any spots? Its just abnormal"

"I'm a big boy, with a little...."