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[[Image:Chessclub.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Matthew Hoyle is second to the right next to [[George Platt]]]]
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Matthew Hoyle is in [[07N]]. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the [[stealing bag game]].  Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
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= Stats =
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle
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Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle,Camponhoyle
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Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Lewis Wood]] (sometimes!)
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Favourite Teacher: [[Mr Bretherton]]
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Favourite Lesson: [[Science]]
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Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]] and [[French]]
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= Achievements =
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1.Considers [[chess]] a sport.
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2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
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3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
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4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
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5.Has read the entire dictionary!
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6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
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7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
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8.Red belt at karate?!
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9.Comes last in every French test.
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= Other useless information=
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Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
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Used to use the same password for everything
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=Phrases=
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"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
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"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"WTF !!!!!!!!"
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YES in sylabells
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"Wellllll..."  in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
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=Camponhoyle=
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Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by [[Matthew Lewis]] because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was latter banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheded by [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Matthew Lewis]]. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributer to the B.R.G.S wiki.
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=Legal Eagles=
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Matthew has recntly joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister.
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Revision as of 20:28, 3 February 2010

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