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Riley has a passion for football. he is an avid supporter of Burnley FC and strongly believes that this season is "the season". Another way Riley likes to exploit his football obsession is via our multimedia interactive system that is the PS2. His favourite game being Fifa 2007 which he enjoys with a pint of coke (or two). Riley also enjoys to play football, in real life. He enjoys having general kick about up the "assy" and is often found crying out in the common room to see if any one fancies a game after school to which he is usually turned down. However there is one night when he doesn't get turned down and that is when he takes his team, "Jurassic Park" (famed from alan Partridge) to the soccer dome in Blackburn. his team consists of [[Phil Chapman]], [[Simon Coates]], [[Daniel Thompson]], [[James Bromley]], [[Lewis Gray]] and new signing [[Daniel Surgeon]]. | Riley has a passion for football. he is an avid supporter of Burnley FC and strongly believes that this season is "the season". Another way Riley likes to exploit his football obsession is via our multimedia interactive system that is the PS2. His favourite game being Fifa 2007 which he enjoys with a pint of coke (or two). Riley also enjoys to play football, in real life. He enjoys having general kick about up the "assy" and is often found crying out in the common room to see if any one fancies a game after school to which he is usually turned down. However there is one night when he doesn't get turned down and that is when he takes his team, "Jurassic Park" (famed from alan Partridge) to the soccer dome in Blackburn. his team consists of [[Phil Chapman]], [[Simon Coates]], [[Daniel Thompson]], [[James Bromley]], [[Lewis Gray]] and new signing [[Daniel Surgeon]]. | ||
| + | ==luck with the ladies== | ||
| + | Riley, once thought of being a gay, has surprised the majority by his recent exploits with the ladies. Beginning with a certain Amy Bemmant | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
-"Jurassic Park!" | -"Jurassic Park!" | ||
Revision as of 13:18, 21 November 2006
Grandson of Mr Michael Manning, former mayor of Rossendale and owner of the world famous Mannings bakery, matt riley a.k.a riley was born and raised in Waterfoot. He is famed for his passionate love for coca cola and alan partridge (the violent cocktail often resulting in mass devastation). He has led a troubled life upto this point having struggled with an extreme case of CDS (caffeine dependant syndrome).
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Education
Matthew is a former student of QEGS Blackburn (queen elizabeths grammar school), notorious for its abundance of weiner and general fags. Luckily he escaped with out being converted into a full on gay along with fellow family member James Bromley. The two escaped together and decided to take a peek at what BRGS life has to offer. The two were inseperable along with another young man Daniel Thompson. whenever there is a party the three are invited as one solitary unit as they have formed such a strong solid bond for all to see. Edward Cittanova had also tagged long with the three for a short while but has since moved on and found love in the form of Dominic Taylor. so now its left down to the three musketeers and it is fair to say that Riley is the lynch pin in this exclusive band of fine students.
Sport
Riley has a passion for football. he is an avid supporter of Burnley FC and strongly believes that this season is "the season". Another way Riley likes to exploit his football obsession is via our multimedia interactive system that is the PS2. His favourite game being Fifa 2007 which he enjoys with a pint of coke (or two). Riley also enjoys to play football, in real life. He enjoys having general kick about up the "assy" and is often found crying out in the common room to see if any one fancies a game after school to which he is usually turned down. However there is one night when he doesn't get turned down and that is when he takes his team, "Jurassic Park" (famed from alan Partridge) to the soccer dome in Blackburn. his team consists of Phil Chapman, Simon Coates, Daniel Thompson, James Bromley, Lewis Gray and new signing Daniel Surgeon.
luck with the ladies
Riley, once thought of being a gay, has surprised the majority by his recent exploits with the ladies. Beginning with a certain Amy Bemmant
Quotes
-"Jurassic Park!"
-"That was classic intercourse"
-(When playing knockout) "I've just trumped your mother f*cking face off"
-(When playing Slam!) "You know when you've been slammed"
-Riley: (in high voice)"My names Lewis Gray and i do sh*t impressions"
-Lewis: (also in high voice) "My names Matt Riley and I'm ADDICTED to coke"
-For this last quote there is no particular phrase however it has been known for Matthew to squeak on NUMEROUS occasions. this has led a large amount of people to believe he has a hormone deficiency causing puberty to start later than your average lad. It is also popular belief that this is caused by the CDS.
