Jessica Cadd
miss cadd is an extremely hyper child in mathhs an tech!! were she loves to wind people up about there frends hairstyles namely james mitchells!!! but we love her for her stories that amuse us muchly!! and the fact that she invented biroman an furballs :D!! She is also the inventer of the book
year 9 camp 2007
When on a boat raft with micky,nicole and natalie at year 9 camp 2007, they rowed past the field of cows...With hunger setting in and food becoming the topic of conversation, Jess noticed a cow sitting down and said "wouldn't it be great to crap and eat at the same time" Later that day, once she and nicole had finally scrounged the salted nuts off mrs greggy, they began to yell to the cows and the scrawny dog in the corner..."they're not cows, all i see is walking beef burgers and handbags"
When chasing the scrawny dog... "Come here steak, here steaky steaky"
When it comes to micky... Jess and Hana potts decided to do another version of Lolly's Mickey...which involved them singing to mickey in 9S... "Oh micky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey micky" They also did a version for Mrs Helm and many other teachers...
She also made hana potts give her alot of piggy backs...well you cant get up that hill single handedly
When it comes to Mr Edwards and the announcements... Mr E-"We have a few announcements.." Jess-"He's finally going to admit he's gay!" Followed by mad clapping...she did this everytime he came to the mike
When it comes to John...(the PGL instructor) After a hard day at the scout camp, And more than half an hour of John singing the crazy moose song, jess, emily and john were walking up the hill...
John-"I work for PGL" Jess-"How many accidents have you caused" John-"Well one chipped his tooth" Jess-"How long have you been there" John-"5 months" Jess-"That unbelievable, think of all the money they'd had to spend on dental surgery...you should wrap the kids up in bubble wrap, and you can roll them down the hill to see if they're protected" John-"Nooo, but we could throw them and see which ones bounce" Jess-"Bubble wraps better...but they may chew it" *does imitation of kid chewing bubble wrap* John-"I think it's against health and safety"
So everytime Jess sees john, she mentions bubble wrap, he now thinks she is VERY strange (says him and his crazy moose song?!) tehe!!!...
