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==Fishy Ones==
 
==Fishy Ones==
 
* "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""
 
* "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""
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Student: Why do you call them Bob sir?
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Dr Ellis: (like it is the most obvious thing in the world) Because that's what they call each other. (opens mouth like fish) Bob Bob Bob.
  
 
* "How do you tell if a fish is female?"
 
* "How do you tell if a fish is female?"

Revision as of 22:30, 18 September 2006

Dr Ellis appeared in a L6 Christmas Quiz in the "Teacher Baby Photos" round. Incidentally, his team won the quiz, and he was presented his certificate in a Year 7 Year assembly, so he could be applauded by his form. Stage fright kicked in, somewhat.

More commonly known as Trellis.

Quotes

  • "Nobody's listening to me..."
  • "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" (worth pointing out that this isn't true, as Rigor Mortis fades after 72 hours)
  • When asked if he wanted to be buried, cremated, pickled or fried when dead "I want to be cut up an fed to the pigs. It's more environmentally friendly".
  • In one of his end of topic revision tests, "Charles Darwin was Born with a Beard".
  • In same test..."True or false. DNA DOES stand for Deoxyidonotlooklikejohnosheaneuclaic acid"

Fishy Ones

  • "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""

Student: Why do you call them Bob sir? Dr Ellis: (like it is the most obvious thing in the world) Because that's what they call each other. (opens mouth like fish) Bob Bob Bob.

  • "How do you tell if a fish is female?"
  • "How do you tell if a fish is pregnant?"
  • "Do you think I need more fish?"