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== Dom Taylor ==
 
== Dom Taylor ==
Dominic J. Taylor is an original raver. Son of the well known DJ, Paul Taylor, he is often found on the last saturday of every month producing looks of amazement, his hands in the air, with his feet at obscure angles and generally raving at fusion to his father's funky tunes. Dom enjoys playing bass, raving and the odd bit of full frontal male sex/groping of bollocks.
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Dominic J. P. Taylor is an original raver. Son of the well known DJ, Paul Taylor, he is often found on the last Saturday of every month producing looks of amazement, his hands in the air, with his feet at obscure angles and generally raving at fusion to his father's funky tunes.  
  
 
== Education ==
 
== Education ==
Dom attended St. Theodores RC High school. This is believed to be the direct reason of why he enjoys so much male attention. Here he worked his HUGE bollocks off and acquired some decent grades, decent enough to gain entry into the BRGS 6th Form, along with fellow homosexuals, [[John Waller]], [[Farmer]] and [[Tom Marsh]]. it is here where he formed strong friendships initially with [[Edward Bishop]], and then with the rest of the [[Waterfoot Luncheon Society]].
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Dom attended St. Theodores RC High school. He acquired some decent grades, decent enough to gain entry into the [[BRGS]] 6th Form, along with [[John Waller]], [[Kieran James]], [[Farmer]] and [[Tom Marsh]]. It is here where he formed strong friendships initially with [[Edward Bishop]], and then with the rest of [[The Waterfoot Luncheon Society]].
  
 
== Lady luck ==
 
== Lady luck ==
Dom has been rather sought after in the past few weeks by a number of girls. It seems that the girls have finally seen why all the boys had been paying Dom so much attention. He's a god looking lad with a little bit extra to offer... you know what I mean.
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Dom has been rather sought after in the past few weeks by a number of girls. He's a good looking lad with a little bit extra to offer... you know what I mean.
  
== Original Ravers ==
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==General Exhaling==
This is a group dedicated to the celebration of house music that is retro. Dom organises a guest list in which people pay half the price to get in. As word of this ability of Dom, popularity amongst the girls has soared. The ravers club includes the likes of [[Sophie Pickup]], [[Amy Bemmant]] (Dom's favourite lady), [[Vicky shaw]] and [[Stacey Bemmant]]. However the originals were as follows:-
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During times of distress, confusion or joy, Dom is known to communicate solely through the use of constant yet tonal exhaling, neither shaped nor crafted into understandable human language. [[Sam Stevens|Stevens]] experienced this at its height upon Dom coming into contact with his dog, Fraiser, for the first time after school. Expert [[Nick Daunt]] has confirmed fears that it is not in fact some mythical Scottish dialect, leaving it open to interpretation as to what the hell it all means.
  
-[[Dom Taylor]]
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===Examples of pseudo-words salvaged from the mythical dialect===
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*"Fraissseeeeeeeeees"
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*"WHOAHAHOAH"
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*"OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-WHAAAAAAAY-CHTOCK"
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== Original Ravers ==
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[[Image:original.jpg|thumb]]
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This is a group dedicated to the celebration of house [[music]] that is retro. Dom organises a guest list in which people pay half the price to get in. As word of this ability of Dom, popularity amongst the girls has soared. The ravers club includes the likes of [[Sophie Pickup]], [[Amy Bemmant]] (Dom's favourite lady), [[Vicky Shaw]] and [[Stacey Bartlett]]. However, the originals were as follows:-
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-[[Dominic Taylor]]
  
 
-[[John Waller]]
 
-[[John Waller]]
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== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
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*"Rave."
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*"Aww gawd."
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*"Know your role!"
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*"Woooooooo."
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*"Hhhuuuuhhhhhhh??????"
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*"What??????"
  
-"Rave"
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[[Category: Sixth Formers|Taylor, Dominic]]
 
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-"Aww gawd"
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-"Know your role!"
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-"Woooooooo"
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-"Hhhuuuuhhhhhhh??????"
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-"What??????"
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-"Well I am half scottish. They're known to have large genetalia... aren't they?"
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Latest revision as of 16:47, 24 November 2010

Dom Taylor

Dominic J. P. Taylor is an original raver. Son of the well known DJ, Paul Taylor, he is often found on the last Saturday of every month producing looks of amazement, his hands in the air, with his feet at obscure angles and generally raving at fusion to his father's funky tunes.

Education

Dom attended St. Theodores RC High school. He acquired some decent grades, decent enough to gain entry into the BRGS 6th Form, along with John Waller, Kieran James, Farmer and Tom Marsh. It is here where he formed strong friendships initially with Edward Bishop, and then with the rest of The Waterfoot Luncheon Society.

Lady luck

Dom has been rather sought after in the past few weeks by a number of girls. He's a good looking lad with a little bit extra to offer... you know what I mean.

General Exhaling

During times of distress, confusion or joy, Dom is known to communicate solely through the use of constant yet tonal exhaling, neither shaped nor crafted into understandable human language. Stevens experienced this at its height upon Dom coming into contact with his dog, Fraiser, for the first time after school. Expert Nick Daunt has confirmed fears that it is not in fact some mythical Scottish dialect, leaving it open to interpretation as to what the hell it all means.

Examples of pseudo-words salvaged from the mythical dialect

  • "Fraissseeeeeeeeees"
  • "WHOAHAHOAH"
  • "OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-WHAAAAAAAY-CHTOCK"

Original Ravers

Original.jpg

This is a group dedicated to the celebration of house music that is retro. Dom organises a guest list in which people pay half the price to get in. As word of this ability of Dom, popularity amongst the girls has soared. The ravers club includes the likes of Sophie Pickup, Amy Bemmant (Dom's favourite lady), Vicky Shaw and Stacey Bartlett. However, the originals were as follows:-

-Dominic Taylor

-John Waller

-Farmer

-Sam Stevens

-Amaad Arshad

-Lewis Gray

-Edward Cittanova

-Becky Burns

-Rachel Holt

Quotes

  • "Rave."
  • "Aww gawd."
  • "Know your role!"
  • "Woooooooo."
  • "Hhhuuuuhhhhhhh??????"
  • "What??????"