Christopher Haworth

Where to start or better when

well it all began at the tender age of four when i got accepted into the workd known as Helmshore county primary school. and from ther it went down hill all the way though two schools a pair of attempts at the brgs test both resulting in failure and a piece of paper that says im not stupid im 'special'. and then it all got louder fast.

The Music

okay i know im gonna get stick for this but what the hey i love heavy metal teh louder the better everything else apart from little snippits of other equally loud things is just dull and monotonus; There its said so PFFRRTTTTT.. i aint gonna chage. And seen as me and sam have managed to get most of the CD player in the lower common room much to most peoples complaints we are contiung the fine tradition of rock music dataing back as far as it does which im not quite sure but my brother Richard Haworth also helped to contribute to this persona of the lcr and hopefully we can find someone worthy to contiue it on next year when we are all long gone and feel sutibly old.

Im a Special boy...

Well i am and i have a certificate to prove it and have lost most of my shame allready so anything you can thow at me i will no doubt be able to thow it back twice as hard and have a damn good laugh as i do it. yes i have taken things to sligt exess as those who have been presnt at some of the same gigs/partys and such know all too well but it was mint all the same. Well i could not have done this on my own without teh contiued help of mr Samuel Walton and a one becky lord i could not have got into half of what i have. come on life is dull if you just sit about so next time you feel like winging at me for being loud and obnoxius im special so its not my falut. what an ace get out clause wooo!!!!

But there you are me in about that many words and now hopefully with the help of simon to make it all make some sort of sence i will leave my own little notch on teh bed post of Brgs!