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After her parents (mainly her mother) had endured 10 years of IVF treatment including two miscarriages and a caeserian section they gave birth to their first, and only child, Catherine Charlotte Johnson at Fairfield hospital on the 24th of July 1989 (Do you feel sorry for them yet?) She had lived in Edenfield for all of her, and [[Kirsty Powell]]'s, life (-"CATT! WHERE HAVE YOU <i>BEEN</i> ALL MY LIFE!?" -"Um...Edenfield?") where she attended Edenfield CofE Primary School before moving on to BRGS with fellow classmates [[Alex White]], [[Edward Bishop|Bishop]], [[Emma Ward]] (who moved to America at the end of year 10), [[Judd Bamford|Judd]] and [[Kelly Ledsham|Kelly]]. She currently works at the Whitchaff in Rawtenstall as a waitress but prefers KPing as she "doesn't have to speak to people". | After her parents (mainly her mother) had endured 10 years of IVF treatment including two miscarriages and a caeserian section they gave birth to their first, and only child, Catherine Charlotte Johnson at Fairfield hospital on the 24th of July 1989 (Do you feel sorry for them yet?) She had lived in Edenfield for all of her, and [[Kirsty Powell]]'s, life (-"CATT! WHERE HAVE YOU <i>BEEN</i> ALL MY LIFE!?" -"Um...Edenfield?") where she attended Edenfield CofE Primary School before moving on to BRGS with fellow classmates [[Alex White]], [[Edward Bishop|Bishop]], [[Emma Ward]] (who moved to America at the end of year 10), [[Judd Bamford|Judd]] and [[Kelly Ledsham|Kelly]]. She currently works at the Whitchaff in Rawtenstall as a waitress but prefers KPing as she "doesn't have to speak to people". | ||
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In early 2006 Catt found herself reflecting on her life over the past couple of years and her current position. She was sat in the front room of an acquaintance from Rockworld in Sale at a Pirates, Ninjas, Pimps & Whores fancy dress party, dressed as the hostess's parrot, after allegedly spending 2 hours (she's convinced it was half an hour) in the upstairs toilet throwing up due to consumption of over half a litre of vodka in under and hour on top of an empty stomach (only an omelette and an easter egg in two days) and a night out in Jilly's, surrounded by three of her male friends passed out on the sofa dressed as women, remembering that this was ALL because 18 months earlier she had become friends with someone she met of the internet and, quite understandably thinking, "What the ****!?" | In early 2006 Catt found herself reflecting on her life over the past couple of years and her current position. She was sat in the front room of an acquaintance from Rockworld in Sale at a Pirates, Ninjas, Pimps & Whores fancy dress party, dressed as the hostess's parrot, after allegedly spending 2 hours (she's convinced it was half an hour) in the upstairs toilet throwing up due to consumption of over half a litre of vodka in under and hour on top of an empty stomach (only an omelette and an easter egg in two days) and a night out in Jilly's, surrounded by three of her male friends passed out on the sofa dressed as women, remembering that this was ALL because 18 months earlier she had become friends with someone she met of the internet and, quite understandably thinking, "What the ****!?" | ||
| + | [[image:CattBunny.jpg|thumb|Catt on the last day of Lower Sixth as the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.]] | ||
| + | She was also seen around college dressed as the White Rabbit on the day of her last theatre studies lesson, and [[Miss Fowler-Gibbs]] last day, when her entire set had a fancy dress party, complete with bobbing for apples and musical chairs. | ||
=Quotes= | =Quotes= | ||
Revision as of 23:46, 23 October 2006
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Background
After her parents (mainly her mother) had endured 10 years of IVF treatment including two miscarriages and a caeserian section they gave birth to their first, and only child, Catherine Charlotte Johnson at Fairfield hospital on the 24th of July 1989 (Do you feel sorry for them yet?) She had lived in Edenfield for all of her, and Kirsty Powell's, life (-"CATT! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?" -"Um...Edenfield?") where she attended Edenfield CofE Primary School before moving on to BRGS with fellow classmates Alex White, Bishop, Emma Ward (who moved to America at the end of year 10), Judd and Kelly. She currently works at the Whitchaff in Rawtenstall as a waitress but prefers KPing as she "doesn't have to speak to people".
Living for the Weekend
Catt has, on various occasions, forgone a week with as little food as possible in order to save up her money in order to buy copious amounts of illegal substances to fully enjoy dancing the weekend away at Rockworld.
Though she freely admits this is one of the worst places she's ever been, and everyone who goes there supposedly agrees with her, she goes purely to have a laugh with her friends.
Long Haired Lover from (Near) Liverpool
Catt's current fancy-man, Dean currently resides down in Chester, but ventures up north now and again to see Catt. In a happy relationship, and said to be a nice guy by some of her Sixth Form friends such as Lotta and Heskey, it's hard to believe the truth, that the foundations of Catt's friendship, and now relationship, with Dean lie upon Dean once passing on the message, "Izzy says go **** yourself with a kitchen knife... preferably serrated". What's more surprising, is Catt and Izzy have also become very good friends, and Catt has been heard on numerous occasions to say "I wish Izzy was my sister".
Flair for Fancy Dress
In early 2006 Catt found herself reflecting on her life over the past couple of years and her current position. She was sat in the front room of an acquaintance from Rockworld in Sale at a Pirates, Ninjas, Pimps & Whores fancy dress party, dressed as the hostess's parrot, after allegedly spending 2 hours (she's convinced it was half an hour) in the upstairs toilet throwing up due to consumption of over half a litre of vodka in under and hour on top of an empty stomach (only an omelette and an easter egg in two days) and a night out in Jilly's, surrounded by three of her male friends passed out on the sofa dressed as women, remembering that this was ALL because 18 months earlier she had become friends with someone she met of the internet and, quite understandably thinking, "What the ****!?"
She was also seen around college dressed as the White Rabbit on the day of her last theatre studies lesson, and Miss Fowler-Gibbs last day, when her entire set had a fancy dress party, complete with bobbing for apples and musical chairs.
Quotes
"If I end up in heaven, and I'm not having sex on acid whilst listening to Pink Floyd, then God ****ed up."
