The book

The Book is an object of Jessica Cadds invention. It is a story about 9R and all the schools' teachers. An excert is;

Meanwhile Miles was out for a drive, everything was going smoothly until he came across a sign saying “heavy plant crossing”. “Hmm that’s odd I don’t see any factories around here” miles said; all of a sudden a large daisy ran into the road followed by an oversized rosebush. Miles was getting adjitated by the time it got to snowdrop and the seven weeds and the 7 weeds, so he revved his engine and ran over them. Leaves went flying everywhere! He looked into his mirror and smiled at the thought that he’d got away with it. But when he looked again he noticed something was chasing him.”Oh crap its Alan Titchmarsh!” Miles screamed “Nono I’m here!” Alan said whilst popping up from the boot. “Well who the hell is it then?” Miles yelled “Ahhh, its Charlie Dimmock” Alan said “NOOO! Not Charlie Dimmock” The blades of grass in the field yelled “Well I need to get away quick!” “No can do, she’s riding a rake!” Alan sighed Miles revved his engine really hard and they went flying off into the fields… “ASHUBAH AHSBJ” Charlie yelled as she slammed the rake on the floor.